All Mye Queen's Men, Chronicles of Love - Volume II, page 3
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“Jade, why in the hell did you tell Logic that? Although I have to admit that it was funny as hell though.”
“Let me see if this shit is funny. What the fuck is Professor X doing here?”
“Who?”
“Vanilla Ice, your friend… Professor X.”
“X is here? What the fuck is X doing here? Are you sure it’s him.” Queen asked as she searched the crowd for a glimpse of X.
“Oh I’m absolutely positive it’s him. I’d know that sexy piece of white chocolate anywhere.”
“Oh my God! What the fuck? Jade please tell me that you’re kidding.”
“Queen, X or whatever you call him is downstairs. He watched you and Logic the whole time you were on the dance floor.”
“This night is turning into a damn nightmare!”
“No the nightmare was watching you two fucking right in front of me. I don’t think my vision will ever be the same again.”
“Whatever! You didn’t even see anything. Plus we told your hard head ass to get out.”
“No, I’m going to tell you what was hard, since you say I didn’t see anything… Teddy’s dick when his head was beneath your dress. Uhh! I can’t get that image out of my head.” Jade complained. “You two niggas are simply scandalous!”
“Can we please stick with the drama at hand? Who the fuck invited X?”
“Who do you think invited him? Teddy, of course!”
“Why would Bear invite him and how would he know how to contact him even if he wanted to?”
“Queen you said that Teddy saw him at the University that one time. He probably tracked him down there.”
“Yeah but Bear’s not that kind of man. If he was worried about something going on between me and X he would just ask. He wouldn’t stage this whole theatrical showdown.”
“Well there’s only one way to find out. Go over there and ask him. Who knows, he may have just invited himself.”
“I guess you are right. After all, nothings ever really happened between the two of us. I kissed him once and that was it. So, it’s not like I have anything to hide.”
Jade laughs. “Yeah, except for the fact that you were trying to hide his dick in your kooch!”
“Okay, so maybe that one thing. You make me so damn sick! Jade, what am I going to do? My house of cards is tumbling all around me.”
“Queen, just go out there and see what he’s doing here, after that tell his ass to enjoy the party. That’s all you have to do. It was merely a harmless infatuation to say the least. Neither, Logic or Teddy will give a damn about it. So, get out there and handle it. You got enough problems without him in the mix.”
“True that!”
“And please tell me this. Why would you kiss Logic in his mouth after you were just up here sucking Teddy’s dick. Your ass has gone straight nasty.”
“First of all mind your damn business. And second I didn’t blow Bear for your information, even if I did I brushed my teeth. Besides, Logic kissed me, I had no intentions of kissing his ass after he called me a hoe!”
“Hooker!”
“Whatever! Let me go down there and deal with X’s crazy ass!”
“Girl your men are crawling all over Queen’s Palace like fuckin roaches.” Jade laughed.
“Tee- hee– hee! It’s not funny!”
“Oh it’s as funny as hell.” Jade insisted.
“I guess it is kind of funny!” Queen conceded.
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Queen descended the stairs and immediately made eye contact with X who was discreetly hanging out in the shadows waiting for her to come back to join her friends. She smiled at him and he immediately walked over to greet her.
“You are absolutely breathtaking Mye Queen.” He said as he took her hand and helped her off the landing of the steps.
“What are you doing here?” Queen said as she gave him a generic hug.
“You invited me here.”
“No I didn’t.”
“Yes you did. Did you forget?”
“No… because I didn’t invite you here. I didn’t even know the party was going to be here.”
“Queen I texted you earlier and you invited me here. Look, I have your text right here.” X pulled out his phone and located Queen’s text message.
“What the hell? Can I see that?” Queen asked confused.
“Sure. So, you didn’t text me?”
“No! I was sleep around this time.” Queen replied, a little puzzled as she read the text. “Oh hell no!”
“What’s wrong?”
“Logic must have got my phone and responded to your text. X I’m so sorry!”
“Well that would explain something.”
“Something like what?”
“I saw the two of you earlier on the dance floor. You’re a good looking couple.”
“I’m sorry you had to watch that. I didn’t know that you were here. I can’t believe he did this bullshit.”
“Would it have made a difference?” X asked in a soft deep voice.
“X come on… you know my situation.”
“Yeah I do and that’s why I took a pass last night.”
“X I didn’t mean for this to happen. Logic shouldn’t have invited you here. I’m sorry.”
“Do you want me to go?”
“No, if you’re having a good time please stay. It’s just that…”
“I know, you don’t want them to see me with you.” X quickly interrupted.
“X I’m not ashamed of you. I just have no way of explaining our relationship.”
“Sure you do! I’m your Gross Anatomy professor.”
“You know that you’re more to me than that. Don’t do this. I never once lied to you.”
“Queen I know that you didn’t. And even though you warned me that you were in love with them I really didn’t get it until tonight. Watching you with the two of them I can see it in your smile how much you care about them. Still none of that stopped me from falling in love with you.”
“X you know that I have feelings for you too. Don’t you?”
“Yeah actually I do, but look where that got those two over there.” He responded as he nods towards Teddy and Logic who were watching on from across the crowded room.
“Oh this is really great! All I need is those two comparing notes.”
“I think they’re on to you.” X chuckled.
“I think you are right. Come with me.” Queen leads X by his hand towards the dance floor. “Please tell me that you can dance.”
“What, I’m not supposed to be able to dance because I’m a white boy? Of course I can dance.” He grinned.
“Good let’s give them something to talk about.”
“Are you sure you want to do this? You might end up going home with me after all.” He teased.
“You were going to take me home with you tonight?”
“Well, that was the plan until I saw those two here.”
“Don’t give up so soon. The night is still young and I’m almost convinced that before the night is over I’ll need somewhere to spend the night.”
“You can stay at my place while I’m in the hospital, because those two look like they want to whip my ass.”
“They’re not going to bother you. And that scowl on their faces is for me, not for you.” Queen said as they stepped on the dance floor.
“Oh yeah, let me see if I can do something about that!” X grabbed Queen by the waist and pulled her into his groin for a sexy slow grind on her ass.”
“See now you’re just starting shit.” Queen grinned as she grind back against him.
Half expecting X to break out with a bad rendition of the Running Man or the Roger Rabbit Queen was pleasantly surprised to discover that X was actually an excellent dancer. He had absolutely no problem matching Queen hump per hump and grind per grind. If it wasn’t for his curly blonde locks and piercing blue eyes you would have thought that he was just a good looking brother dipped in light caramel.
As they continued to dance Queen could feel four eyes burn through her back like laser beams and she knew exactly who it was. Logic was mad but Teddy was pissed. She knew that this was going to require some delicate finagling but she was confident that she was up to the task, especially since the truth was on her side.
The truth was that X was in fact her professor and nothing ever happened between them. The truth was that yes he was infatuated with Queen. So what? Half the men at the party would admit to the same. And finally the truth was that the only reason he was even there was because Logic’s smart ass texted him from her phone to trap her.
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Now across the room Teddy and Logic were flipping a coin to see which one of them would get the opportunity to go over there and snatch her hot ass off the dance floor.
“Now tell me who this whigger is again?” Logic asked as he saw Queen drop low on X before hopping up and rolling that bubble ass of hers around with no damn shame.
“It’s got to be that dude I saw at the campus that day. She told me that he was her professor, Dr. Xavier Somebody. I don’t remember his first name and shit. But the last name stuck with me. I remember because he was looking at her like she was a pussy sandwich and I thought to myself that he was going to fuck around and get X’d the fuck out if he didn’t go on.”
“Oh he’s getting fucked up tonight, no doubt about that shit. And your Queen has just officially lost her fucking mind.”
“You have no idea how sick and twisted your Queen has really become.” Teddy countered as he watched Queen grind all over X as if they weren’t even there. “So for the record who invited this mother fucka to my house?”
“I guess I did. I sent him a text from Queen’s phone. He kept texting her about seeing her tonight so I texted him back and invited him to the party.”
“Nice! But you know she’s only doing all of that because you fucked around with her phone.”
“Fuck that! It may be her phone but my blood and sweat pay that damn phone bill. Plus that shit was keeping me up! I know she’s just doing it to piss me off, but you’re the nigga that should really be pissed. I thought you were handling shit and laying it down here on the regular, to hear you tell it. If so please tell me how in the hell did Racer X slip in and shit?”
“Don’t think I’m not pissed. She told me that she was at a study group or with an anatomy tutor when she wasn’t home. He was teaching her fast ass anatomy alright. Fuck it! I’m not tripping. What’s this fool a doctor? Who’s a professor at UCLA? So what could he possibly make? What maybe a half to a mill at most a year? Fuck that shit! He can’t afford Queen’s ass.” Teddy declared as he motioned for his assistant to come over.
“Yes, Mr. Davine. Do you need something?”
“Yeah, tell the DJ that I want to hear a little Kanye West- Gold Digger.”
“I’m sure he can work it in.”
“Heather, tell him right now.” Teddy grinned and gave Logic some dap. “I got something for our little stray pussy.”
“You do know that Queen don’t give a damn about money, right?”
“Yeah, I know but Brad Pitt over there don’t know that shit. I don’t know if he knows about you, but I know that he knows who the fuck I am. I just wanna brain fuck him a little.” Teddy replied as Gold Digger began to play and women begin to cover the dance floor like stink on fresh hot dog shit.
Logic laughed. “Alright I get it.”
Teddy and Logic instantly started dancing and singing loudly from the sidelines to attract X’s and Queen’s attention, which naturally it did. Queen laughed off their silly antics and kept dancing. X enjoyed every second of it, especially Queen’s sexy gyration on his junk. He wanted her and tonight he wished that she would choose him as her King.
As the song ended Queen figured that this would be the perfect time to launch a preempted strike. “Come on I’ll introduce you to my friends.”
“Are you sure about this Queen? Those two are pretty pissed about this whole thing.”
“They’re just jealous. It’s okay you’re with me.”
Logic and Teddy watched as Queen and X headed towards them. “Queen’s going to fuck your shit up!” Teddy laughed as he assessed the deviousness in Queen’s eyes.
“Me, you’re the one who played that stupid ass song!” Logic retorted.
“Yeah, but you’re the one that invited that nigga here!”
“I see you two are having a good time.” Queen observed.
“It’s a party isn’t it? Who’s your friend?” Teddy responded.
“X this is Teddy Bear Davine of the LA Archangels and Logic Hart of the Nevada Kings. Gentlemen and I use the term extremely, loosely this is my professor and friend, Dr. Xavier Hope. Call him X.”
X immediately extended his hand to greet them and the look on Queen’s face dared them to deny his offer of friendship. Logic and Teddy gave each other a look and one after the other they greeted X.
“Hey, what’s up man?” Teddy nonchalantly replied.
“It’s Good to meet you Teddy.”
“Hey man, glad you could make it.” Logic added.
“Good to finally meet you too, Logic. Queen talks about both of you all the time.”
“Really, so what did she tell you about me?” Logic challenged.
“Well, she tells me that you two are engaged and that you’re getting married after she graduates from Med School. So, I guess I should congratulate you.”
“Thanks man.” Logic responded as he pulled Queen close to him. Still pissed she discreetly pulled away.
“So what did she have to say about me, all good things I’m sure?” Teddy chimed in.
“Queen told me that you’re her best friend, next to Jade of course. I’m glad she invited me here so that I could finally meet the two of you.”
“We’re just glad you could come, right Logic?” Queen announced as she shot Logic the evil eye.
“Yeah, so make yourself at home and enjoy the party. Are you single because we have a lot of beautiful single women running through here? I’d be happy to hook you up with one or two.” Teddy offered, testing the waters.
“No, actually I’m good. I like to take my time and enjoy the hunt, but thanks for the offer. I know what to do if I see something that I like.” X replied as he glanced at Queen.
“Look why don’t you join us over here? I want you to meet Dorian, Jade’s boyfriend he’s a UCLA Law student. Come with me and I’ll introduce you.” Queen said as she took X by the hand and led him over to the VIP area where they were sitting. She tossed her hair and rolled her eyes at both Logic and Teddy as she did.
Teddy and Logic stood there looking at her as she walked away practically in X’s arms. Queen looked back at them to make sure they were getting a real good look before turning her full attention back to X.
“You brought this bullshit on yourself. I ain’t even tripping because I can tell that he’s never even got a whiff of that pussy. If he had he wouldn’t have been so fuckin cordial and polite.” Teddy declared.
“Maybe so but his ass is still sniffing around her.”
“Whatever! That’s your monkey shit to cleanup. I didn’t have shit to do with it, and I’m going to make sure Queen knows it!” Teddy announced and immediately walked away leaving Logic there alone.
Logic knew that Queen was pissed yet again, but he was confident that it was nothing that he couldn’t fix. As he watched her dote over X like he was her knew BFF he realized that Teddy may have in fact been right. This was his monkey shit and he was prepared to handle it. But what he wasn’t prepared to handle was the funky ass gorilla shit that was coming his way.
As he turned to join his friends he was intercepted by Sam.
“Hey I’ve been trying to catch you alone all night.” She said as she gave him a clingy hug.
“Hey what’s up?”
“I don’t know. You tell me. I haven’t heard from you in almost a month.”
“I’ve been a little preoccupied with a lot of shit. I’m sorry that I didn’t return your calls. Shit’s been a little crazy lately.”
“I can see that…” She noted as she watched X whisper something in Queen’s ear. So who’s Queen new man?”
“What? Don’t even start that bullshit. Queen don’t have but one man and you know exactly who that is.”
“Oh yeah, and who would that be, Teddy? Because he fucks her more than you.”
“Sam don’t take me there tonight. I’m trying to be polite and shit, but I see that’s not going to be possible. Look I told you in so many words the last time that we talked that whatever was going down between us was done. Queen’s my fiancé, we’re getting married and no propaganda you can stir up is going to change that. So leave it alone… Hell, leave me alone for that matter.”
“Okay just answer one question for me. Was she your fiancé when I was sucking your dick and you were licking my pussy?”
“So what? We fucked a couple of times… So fucking what? You want to tell Queen? Go the fuck on cause I’ve already told her. I just didn’t give her a name. Now if you want to put your name in it then go ahead. But let me warn you, it ain’t going to go like you think it’s going to go. Queen’s going to be mad at me for a minute, but eventually she’ll get pass it. But you, she’s going to cold beat your ass! Straight out whip your fuckin ass. So, she’s right there go ahead and tell her.” Logic challenged.
“So who told you that it’s going to play out like you think it’s going to play out? Does Queen know that I’m pregnant with your child? Do you think she knows that? And if she did exactly who’s ass do you think she’d want to whip?” Sam snapped.
“Don’t fuckin play Sam. This is not the night for your bullshit. You know… fuck this and fuck you! Don’t call me no more. I knew I shouldn’t have fuckin fucked with your trick ass.” Logic turned to walk away and Sam quickly grabbed his arm to stop him.
“Logic wait. Look I didn’t mean to tell you like this…”
“Tell me what Sam? You might be pregnant but what the fuck does that have to do with me. What, we fucked like three or four times at the most. You better talk to Teddy’s ass. I ain’t trying to hear that shit!”
