Reborn as a Fire Mage!, page 47
The girls and I covered ourselves with a tarp while Elrich stopped to speak at the checkpoint. There was a little chatter, but the guard let us through without issue.
“We’re good, sir. Pandora left instructions to take the trailers directly to this Slash Mountain. She’s supposed to meet us there. Do we do that or stop somewhere else?”
“If she’s going to be there, that’s where I want to go. You’re doing good man, don’t call me sir, by the way. I should call you, sir.”
Elrich chuckled and gave me a thumbs up.
Lola’s jaw dropped. “Wow, she has an actual fucking castle. Look at that thing.”
“This I gotta see.” I looked out the window, expecting to see a pile of ruins that kind of looked like the Disney castle, but I couldn’t have been more wrong. Pandora studied the history and put a lot of time, effort and money to recreate the castle to perfection. I couldn’t believe it. The Crimson Bone Road would take us right through the damn thing on our way to Slash Mountain. After we passed the castle, the shit got really weird. Three were members of the Terror Force dressed in whacked out post-apocalyptic Disney character costume. The Mickey Mouse dudes were fuel for nightmares. Each character carried a melee weapon of some sort – swords, rusty machetes, barbed wire clubs, steel pipes, and other types of nasty weapons that I couldn’t identify. Staying this close to Pandora must fuck your mind up even more.
We had the element of surprise, so my confidence in a swift victory was strong. After some rolling through a windy road surrounded by Disney ruins, we arrived at our last stop on the Crimson Bone Road. There was a methed out replica of what used to be a legendary theme park ride. Splash Mountain was the goto destination when visiting the Magic Kingdom. The lines were always long as hell. The convoy stopped on the bridge over the flume after the last drop. I didn’t think it was possible to have enough blood to run this entire ride, but I was wrong. Crimson red blood flowed violently. They had to have some water mixed in, otherwise the amount of people that had to be drained to run this monstrosity would be unfathomable. A log crested the hill up top while we were stopped. Sitting in the leg with her hands raised had to be the Sorceress Eternal herself, Pandora. The logs plummeted down the last drop and splashed blood all over the bridge and trailer.
After she rounded the bend after the drop, she levitated out of the log and floated to a platform over the blood water. An old man was pushed to her on the platform as soon as she stopped. She placed her hand on his forehead and chanted something in a language I couldn’t understand. It sounded like Latin to me, but what did I know? She cast a spell, creating a dark purple knife in her hand. She slashed the man’s throat, then cast another spell to flip him over and levitate him over the flume. He stayed upside down until all the blood in his body was on Slash Mountain.
“Goddamn, that was fucking brutal,” Scarlett hissed. She reminds me of the Demon Lords on my home planet.
Pandora floated in front of the slave trailer and slowly looked at each one closely. She was a drop dead gorgeous woman with waist long purple hair and a body that was chiseled by gods. She wore next to nothing. It was some sort of leather body suit, but it barely covered anything. Her breasts were giant and spilled over the top of the leather top.
“Slave master, I thought there would be more,” Pandora said in a monotone, yet sultry voice.
“This was all the Biologist had available at the time,” Elrich replied in a confident voice.
“I would punish the man for his lack of production, but he’s dead. That is what I’ve been told. Is this true?”
“No, he’s alive and well. He sends his apologize for only two trailers.”
“I don’t believe you. Come to me,” Pandora extended her hand and telekinetically grabbed Elrich by the throat and ripped him from the driver’s seat. She held him in the air over the ride and flipped him. She made a motion like she was twisting the cap off of a Coke Zero. Elrich’s head rotated 360 degrees. The screams and snaps were stomach churning.
“Goodbye and thank you for your donation.” She ripped off Elrich’s head, then flipped him upside down over the ride, draining the horse trainer’s blood.
“No!” I shouted.
“Hmmm, who’s that? Let’s see,” Pandora moved her hands in a circular motion and lifted the trailers off the ground at a 90-degree angle, causing us all to fall out and onto the road below. The horses on the front of each trailer slammed against the roof repeatedly until Pandora shook all over us out of the trailer. The horses’ necks and backs were snapped, killing them in a brutal manner. Our trojan horse idea went completely off the rails. The mutant men, who were still conscious, ran to the nearest cover they could get behind, picking up anything they could get their hands on to use as a weapon.
I saw my pregnant companion slowly get to her feet while she held her side. “Are you alright, Lola? Goddamn, that was a hard fall.”
“Yeah it was. I’m fine. I think.”
“Just go hold up somewhere. Scarlett and I’ll take care of this. Remember, you have a baby to worry about. Please listen to me. We can take care of this bitch. Can’t we, Scarlett?”
Scarlett nodded. “Absolutely. You need to think about my niece or nephew. Got it?”
Lola coughed, and she saw blood on her white glove. “I’m going to sit this one out. I need to heal myself. I’m so sorry.”
My stomach dropped when I saw the blood, but I had to stay strong for her. “It’s fine. We got this. Go!”
Lola activated her divine shield and gingerly moved into a nearby building. Scarlett darted behind her and walled up the doors and windows with her earth magic.
Pandora pulled random men from the bridge to her position, ripping their heads off and draining their blood into the ride. It was the most bizarre and gruesome sight his eyes had ever seen. I cast my fire spear spell and threw it as hard as I could. She moved just in time, and I missed her flesh. However, the arcane energy grazed her long purple hair. I saw the smoke from the burned hair from here.
Pandora became enraged and cast black orbs at me. “My hair! Damn you!”
While I had Pandora’s attention, Scarlett made stone platforms from the bridge to where Pandora stood. While carrying her rock sword, the succubus gracefully lept from each platform like a damn gazelle. Pandora equipped a magic staff just in time to block Scarlett’s 90 degree sword slice. They fought each other in mortal combat while the blood river rushed below.
I cast another spell designed by yours truly to help the mutant guys take on the creepy Disney costume Terror Force men.
I held out my arm, palm outward, and yelled. “Teenage Mutant Cinder Turtles!” Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo appeared in the same way that Flaming Fred Sanford appeared. Once they were formed, they patiently awaited my instruction. I simply told them to go kill everyone with a Disney costume on.
They yelled “cowabunga” and went to work on all the creepy costumed men. Flaming nunchucks and fiery katana blades were awesome to watch. The Terror Force was clearly no match for the turtles, let alone the turtles and the mutant men I brought. I had to hold up my end of the bargain and kill Pandora.
The fight between Pandora and Scarlett had moved from Slash Mountain to the Thunder Railroad ruins next door. It appeared to be under construction. I wondered if they would construct the track of severed cocks or some shit like that. I darted behind Pandora just as she roundhouse kicked Scarlett in the face, launching her into a large boulder. It was a vicious impact. She was either out cold or dead. I prayed to the Celestial Architect for the former.
“So you’ve killed my death generals and now you’ve come for me,” Pandora winked and licked her lips, “So the Celestial Architect sends a transient to kill a transient. He didn’t like the way I was running things, huh?”
“I don’t think anyone likes the way you’re running things. You’re a fucking lunatic. You’re killing innocent people for their blood so you can float on a fucking log. I rode the real Splash Mountain… yeah, that’s right and it was awesome. What you’ve built is a piece of dog shit.”
“Enough!” Pandora screamed and lifted me twenty feet with her telekinetic skills. She grinned, and I knew she was going to pull her hands apart and rip me in half. Getting killed at Disney World was not on my list of likely sites to die.
Suddenly, the point of Scarlett’s sword erupted between Pandora’s enormous tits. The Sorceress Eternal slowly looked at the blade she was impaled on, then back at me. Her eyes rolled back in her skull and she went limp. Scarlett yanked out the blade and the corpse of Pandora fell face first onto the Crimson Bone Road.
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You have obtained the final celestial key by defeating the Sorceress Immortal, Pandora!
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You have successfully completed your quest, and you have earned all four celestial keys! You can free Boz and Rez and return to Lelara!
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Your party will be retrieved at once!
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There was a bright flash, and I went dark.
All three of us awoke in front of the bed where Boz and Rez slept. I smiled at my women and they smiled back at me. “We did it. Wait, I need to rephrase that. Scarlett did it. She saved my ass from getting split in two.”
“Wow, Scarlett. That’s amazing!” Lola clapped.
“Both of you would have done the same for me. I have no doubt,” Scarlett reached out and grabbed our hands and squeezed them tenderly, “I love the two of you so much. Now, what are you waiting for? Free your wife and child!”
I pulled all four of the celestial keys from my inventory and admired their beauty before inserting each in the lock. I turned each of them one at a time. I heard nothing. I expected to hear a locking mechanism click or something.
I looked around the bed to see if anything had changed or if there was a lock that didn’t work correctly.
“Dad!”
My heart warmed when I heard that word. Boz and Rez were smiling at me.
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