Chasing the Phoenix, page 4
“When civilization collapsed, the Noble Dog Warrior and I gathered together all the books of philosophy, political science, and military strategy we could find and retired into the wilderness to think and to plan. We built a stone tower, and there I dwelt, reading and studying, while my friend farmed and hunted and protected me from the wandering bands of brigands which were common in that benighted era. Three times the tower fell into ruin from age, and three times we rebuilt it. There I studied until all the books had been read into dust. By then, I could have re-created them from memory, but what would be the point of that? Those books had not prevented the disaster. Something greater was needed.
“So I entered the second phase of my studies—contemplation. For centuries I thought over the implications of what I had read, resolved its contradictions, discarded its errors, and synthesized what remained into a coherent unity. At last I was, in theory, the perfect strategist. At which point I reentered the world.
“In this third phase of my studies, I put my learning and theoretics into practice. I sought out small countries involved in particularly vicious and pointless wars and endeavored to put an end to conflict. Were theory all, this would have been the simplest matter imaginable, given my unequaled learning. In practice, making peace was difficult beyond imagining. My strategies were perfectly rational. But men are ruled by irrational desires. They lust for personal glory. They hate without reason. They feel little gratitude to those they owe most. Over the course of many years I came to realize that the success of any nation ultimately depended upon the character of its ruler. For while a great ruler with inadequate advisors cannot succeed, neither can a weak ruler with the best advisors in existence.
“At the end of our experiments, having proved to our own satisfaction that we could win any war but that lasting peace was a more difficult matter, we retired once again to a remote part of Mongolia, where I spent many decades meditating on how best to use what I had learned.
“At last I was ready to enter into the final phase of my studies—healing the world. Long had I known that the healing must start with the restoration of China to her former greatness. For is not China the center of the earth? Create peace there and it would radiate outward. So the Noble Dog Warrior and I disguised ourselves as priests and went from country to country, observing the misery of their peoples and looking for a king who had the qualities of greatness within him.
“These qualities are, first of all, ambition. China must be reunited, and a king without fire in his soul is incapable of so great a deed. Second, firmness of action. As the ancient sage said, a war is not a tea party. Third, cunning. This goes without saying. Fourth and most important, evasiveness. He who would be emperor will necessarily make enemies of all kinds, and these enemies will necessarily try to strike at him. The future emperor must therefore be a man whose true essence is not known, one whose physical self is elusive. In that way, the bullets and arrows of his enemies will always go astray.
“To state the obvious, that king is here, in this very room. We discovered that, in his compassion for the suffering of the people, he had already begun the noble work of reunification. History is hard, however, and fate uncertain. We knew he would need our advice and assistance. But he was, as I said, elusive. How, then, to bring ourselves to his attention? The Noble Dog Warrior walked into Brocade, presenting himself as a god. I played the part of a corpse. Together, we acted out a story in which a supernatural entity had brought a dead man to life. We knew it would be talked about everywhere. We knew too that the Hidden King would send for us and, when he did, we would have the chance to tell our tale. As I now have done.”
Darger spread out his arms. “So you see, there is nothing supernatural about us. You seven, being intelligent and highly educated, realized that immediately. But just try telling that to the common people. Better yet, try telling it to your enemies. Rumor is already spreading beyond the current boundaries of this land that two gods have come out of the wilderness to advise the Hidden King. Having advisors with such a reputation will be almost as valuable in the coming war as will our service—and that you will find valuable indeed.”
His tale done, Darger fell silent. Standing behind him, Surplus held his breath.
The advisors rustled with impatience. “This is too unserious!” one exclaimed. There were murmurs of agreement.
“He claims to be immortal,” White Squall said, turning to her right. “Allow me to test that claim.”
“Madam, I can die as easily as the next man—by violence or starvation or a thousand other means. The only advantage my friend and I have over others is that we do not age. Killing us will prove nothing.”
The man on the throne leaned forward. But before he could speak, the general sitting to his right said in a high, almost girlish voice, “It is insolence to suggest that you can better advise the Hidden King than his own counselors, each one handpicked for excellence!”
“When the student is ready to learn, a teacher appears,” Darger replied. “When a king is ready to become emperor, a strategist. I am that strategist. I have found the noble soul who should properly be the next emperor of China. But his advisors are merely mortal. If he listens to them, he, who deserves only victory, will assume his place at the head of his army and march off to defeat. Such, at the moment, is his destiny.
“I am here to change that destiny.”
Turning so that it was clear he was addressing no one else, Darger knelt before the man clad as a general. Who was the only figure in the room whose face was covered. Who had interrupted the putative king without the least hesitation. And who was the only one in the room wearing armor that was obviously too large for him. As puzzles went, Surplus reflected, it was not a difficult one to crack.
“Your Majesty, please allow me to help you become the emperor that all of China is waiting for.”
The Hidden King rose to his feet. “Is this a sign,” he asked, “that I am chosen of heaven? Or do you seek to appeal to my pride by implying that I have a destiny? If the former, then this is an opportunity I must not throw away! Stranger tales than yours have turned out to be true. But if the latter, your flattery is pointless, for I already know that I have a destiny.” He looked to his left for confirmation. “Ceo Powerful Locomotive, have I not often said so? Cao White Squall, you have heard it as well. A destiny such as mine cannot be hidden. It is like a great light which, though you pack it away in crates and wrap it about with canvas, shines through! Even this stranger can see that it burns within me. Unless he is trying to deceive me.”
White Squall began to open her mouth, then contained herself.
Ceo Powerful Locomotive removed the royal robe and, laying it down neatly folded on the conference table, humbly crouched down by the Hidden King’s feet. His face shifted, growing heavier and more belligerent of expression, as suited one of his girth. Now visible, the scars on his arms and one almost bisecting his neck suggested that his rise in the military hierarchy had not been uneventful. “All that you say is true, oh peerless monarch,” he said, “and to your credit. But the man who is dazzled by the light of the sun is not himself the sun, and he who can perceive greatness is not necessarily great in his own right.” He cast a swift, shrewd glance Darger’s way. “I believe that this stranger, this self-styled Perfect Strategist, should be tested.”
The Hidden King divested himself of the borrowed armor, throwing it onto the floor carelessly. He stripped down to his small clothes and the helmet that, because he was a slight man, made him look like a child playing with his father’s war gear. Then he donned the brocade robe and removed the helmet, holding the visor mask before his face with one hand. Finally, he removed a veil from the sleeve of his robe and, placing it over his head, set the visor down on the table. His face remained as unknowable as ever.
“Well?” he said. “What test shall we give him?”
There was an uncomfortable pause as his advisors looked at one another, waiting for someone else to speak. Then White Squall said, “There is the matter of the prince of Southern Gate. If this nonesuch is the prodigy he claims to be, let him solve that. If he cannot, let us kill him and move on.”
There was a murmur of agreement among her peers.
“That is an excellent test,” the Hidden King said in a jubilant tone. “An almost impossible task, one no man can be expected to perform. Explain the particulars to our guests, White Squall.”
The chief archaeologist nodded. “Southern Gate, which I am sure you know lies along our northern border, is a minor kingdom of no great wealth. But to reach the Land of the Mountain Horses, which is our immediate objective, our armies must pass through Southern Gate—and so far its king has refused to give us permission to do so. We could conquer that obstinate land, of course. But it would cost us men and months we would rather not expend. Are you following me so far?”
“You are a model of concision and lucidity,” Darger said.
“At our request, the king of Southern Gate has sent a delegation headed by his eldest son to negotiate. The prince and his retinue are staying at an inn not far from here, as they have been for months. Our ambassadors make not the least progress with him.”
“Nor would I, were I in his place,” the ceo said. “Not only is it a matter of national pride, but of security as well. If three key cities were taken by our forces—which I am sure they could easily do—the entire kingdom could be held indefinitely. What responsible ruler would allow this possibility?”
“Even if the prince believed our assurances that we have no such intentions,” White Squall continued, “once the Abundant Kingdom conquers the Land of the Mountain Horses, Southern Gate will lie within the boundaries of the expanded country. Effectively, it then becomes a part of that country without a shot fired or an arrow loosed.
“Ultimately, we will have no choice but to invade our northern neighbor. This the prince of Southern Gate understands as well as we do, and so he is willing to negotiate for as long as we are willing to allow our plans to be delayed. But no agreement can possibly be arrived at.” She smiled coldly. “It would take a Perfect Strategist to find a way out of this conundrum.”
“Tomorrow,” the Hidden King said, “you will go to this prince. Speak with him, negotiate in my name. If he agrees to terms I consider reasonable, I will make you my advisors, second only to Powerful Locomotive and White Squall themselves. But if he does not”—he shrugged—“you, along with your servant, will die.”
* * *
WITH SCANT ceremony, Darger and Surplus were dismissed and then returned to the same waiting room from whence they had come. This time, however, they were treated with deference, and servants brought them tea and extra candles. The palace major domo came by in person to assure them that rooms appropriate to their provisional status as advisors were being sought out and furnished. In the meantime, a guqin player was brought in to entertain them. She placed the zitherlike instrument on a small table before her and began to play.
While Capable Servant listened rapturously to the music, Surplus said in English, “What is your assessment of the Hidden King’s character?”
“I would hesitate to make a clinical diagnosis of a man on so slight an acquaintance,” Darger replied. “However, were my feet put to the fire, I would venture to say that he is agoraphobic, paranoid, impulsive, borderline delusional, and quite possibly completely off his chump.”
“Then we are agreed that we should leave at the earliest possible convenience. I have memorized the layout of the palace. We could depart in the wee hours of the morning at the expense only of a concussed guard or two. We have gotten out of tighter jams than this in our time.”
“Oh, I do not think that will be necessary,” Darger said.
“But Aubrey! Consider! The Hidden King is at best tottering on the brink of madness.”
“And at worst, wealthy—or he will be, once he’s conquered a city or three. We have a carp on our line. Let us see how he plays.”
3.
The sage known as the Yellow Child often observed that the righteous man can never be swindled.
—THE SAYINGS OF THE PERFECT STRATEGIST
IN THE morning, servants deferentially roused Darger and Surplus from their sleep, provided them with fresh robes more suited for their newly presumed status (but Darger insisted on keeping his old clothing until something more luxurious but equally plain could be tailored for him), served breakfast, and escorted them up a country road to a meadow, where a city of brightly colored silk pavilions provided a neutral ground for the party from Southern Gate to meet with the Hidden King’s ambassadors.
They found White Squall beyond the tents seated on a folding chair, sketching an antique building nestled in a grove of trees. Without looking up, she said, “What you see before you is the inn where the prince of Southern Gate is staying with his retinue.” An unexpected touch of warmth entered her voice. “It was built in the late Mao Dynasty, when China was incomparably prosperous. In the ages before then, country inns were contemptible places where only poor travelers stayed. But in that era, politicians, bureaucrats, and businessmen in great numbers journeyed to every part of China by iron horse and aluminum bird, and thus respectable lodgings were necessary. If you were so fortunate as to be invited within, you would note that it was built along traditional lines, with a mortise and tenon cedar frame, a courtyard in the center, and airy balconies all around the second floor. From here, you can see the green-tiled, double-eave roofs. The rounded vertical ridges of the roof, like its color, are symbolic of bamboo and thus represent youth and longevity.
“Because the Utopians used laser saws, fast-setting liquid jade, sheet-diamond windows, and other lost tools, materials, and techniques, the scrollwork and detailing of the building are incomparable. Its survival through the ensuing turbulent ages is a small miracle.” White Squall drew a final line and put aside the sketch pad. “There. Done.”
Darger picked up the pad. “Your rendering of the inn is as precise as an architect’s blueprints. But it leaves out the romance of the place.”
“I draw what I see—and when I look at the inn, I see only the facts.”
“We are well matched then, lady, for I see nothing but the romance. Tell me, if you will, of the prince of Southern Gate.”
White Squall studied Darger silently for a moment, as if she were looking for hidden motives behind his question. Then she said, “First-Born Splendor is a well-made gentleman, courteous and yet expressive of his views, a man of his word and thus sparing of his promises, possessed of a good sense of humor and yet utterly serious about matters of state, forgiving of the foibles of others when they do no harm and yet uncompromising in his own virtue. In brief, he is the worst possible person to negotiate with.”
“Many a tough nut has been opened by guile after brute force failed,” Surplus observed. A servant hurried past with a tray of fresh-baked buns. He deftly snatched one and bit into it, adding, once he had swallowed, “Where threats do not work, soft words may prevail.”
From behind him, a voice like a bass drum said, “Do not underestimate brute force,” and Ceo Powerful Locomotive came striding up, smiling darkly. “Have you not wondered how the lovely White Squall came to be elevated to a chair at the left hand of the Hidden King, a position second only to that of my own, even though she is but a mere archaeologist?”
“We naturally assumed that this was due to her brilliance and high moral character,” Darger said.
“Weapons, gentlemen! That is the long and the short of it. Through a careful examination of ancient records, she and her people locate hidden weapons caches. Then she directs the excavation of those weapons and the restoration of their accompanying documentation. Were it not for the weapons she finds, she would still be a lowly mole pawing her blind way through the lightless corridors of forgotten libraries and archives.”
“Also, the Hidden King trusts my advice,” White Squall said.
“Advice?” Powerful Locomotive spun on his heel, saying, “Follow me.”
Through scurrying servants they four threaded a winding way among the tents. As they went, White Squall said to Darger in a low, angry voice, “The ceo acts as if resurrecting the Utopian machines incorporated into the armies of the Abundant Kingdom—the spiders, rolling fortresses, walking fire cannons, and all the rest—were simply a matter of digging them up out of the ground. But I assure you he underesteems my accomplishment. How easy do you think these things are to find? How simple to translate the archaic language of their maintenance manuals and explain such esoteric terms as ‘worm gear’ and ‘cone friction clutch’ to mechanics who are little better than village blacksmiths? Despite what Ceo Powerful Locomotive says of me, I have been of tremendous value to my nation. In fact—” Abruptly, she stopped.
“We are here,” Powerful Locomotive said.
They passed within a tent guarded by soldiers on all sides. In its shadowy interior rested a squat metal object that looked like a larger and much heavier version of a fireworks rocket. It rested at a thirty-degree angle on what might have been a presentation base were it not painted, like the rocket, a drab olive green. One man would have trouble lifting it, but two would have no difficulty moving it about.
“This is one of the many weapons White Squall has dug out of various holes in the ground.” Powerful Locomotive turned to her. “Would you care to explain your find?”
Her face utterly impassive, White Squall said, “This is the oldest and most primitive weapon I have yet uncovered, the Red Arrow, or HJ-73 antitank guided missile. Originally wire-operated, it has been repurposed as a ballistic device, and its shaped-charge warhead, which had been rendered infective by time, replaced with gunpowder and an impact-ignited blasting cap.”
