Rebel Without a Bra

Rebel Without a Bra

Kerrie Noor

Kerrie Noor

Planet Hy Man is in turmoil. Her leader lost on earth. Will Mex rise to the challenge or fade faster than her hair dye? Mex is heading for the Edinburgh Festival in search of lost energy. Hot on her heels is Beryl, her leader who has already dropped Mex in it once and may do again. Beryl has a planet to save and an arch rival to beat. A feat made near impossible considering her arch-rival has taken over Beryl's "operations room" along with every high- tech spying equipment going. As time runs out Beryl turns to Mex. Mex having discovered gin hooks up with a troupe of performing transvestites, tosses her mobile to the wind, and delves into the seedier side of the festival. Saving Planet Hy Man could not be further from her mind if she was comatose. Will Beryl convince Mex to sober up and save their planet or will Mex stick with the padded bras and all who wear them? Rebel Without A Bra is the quirky second...
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Sheryl's Last Stand

Sheryl's Last Stand

Kerrie Noor

Kerrie Noor

Thirty Shades of RedSheryl has seen better days, and now, on the wrong side of thirty-five she has lost it all and must start again. Not alone; but under the watchful eye of her mother. A woman with as much sensitivity as a comedian at a hen do. Where does she start?With a newly discovered passion for belly dancing, Sheryl sets out to chase her fantasies. But, with a teacher like Nefertiti, and mother like Beatrice chasing your fantasies is easier said than done…Sheryl's Last Stand is a Bridget Jones type comedy with a heroine we can all relate to and a great read if you're having one of those "stick your head in the sand-I don't want to get out of bed" days.Sheryl makes you laugh, cry but most of all not give up.She is the first in the Belly Dancing and Beyond series- laugh out loud stories about a group of women who have at one time or another danced with the great Nefertiti.  Each book is a stand-alone tale...
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Rebel Without a Crew

Rebel Without a Crew

Kerrie Noor

Kerrie Noor

Planet H Man has toppled under the coup of the century and Mex must choose. Will she settled for her retirement fund or politicians too young to take seriously? Planet Hyman is at a lost as their new and callous leader takes a sabbatical, she has found her "pleasure dome" and while she learns there is more to life than a new manifesto, a coup rises to the occasion. With Mex hungover in Scotland there is little to stand in their way apart from a hippy colony too chilled to care, a reporter with no scruples, and a missing set of batteries. The coup has plans to runs things the "proletarian way" they are young, idealistic, and haven't tasted luxury yet. They almost make it, grab the operations room, when their new and callous leader arises from her pleasure dome and grabs back her throne. Will Mex pick up her leathers and defend the coupe, or return to her planet to recuperate from a Scottish "good night out"?...
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The Rise of Manifesto the Great

The Rise of Manifesto the Great

Kerrie Noor

Kerrie Noor

Planet Hy Man Prequel 1 Manifesto The Great comes from a dynasty of leaders who treat women like breeding machines. When his forefather dies, he must take over as leader, but will he be able to control the women? Planet Hy Man is a planet as pure as a baby's belly button until a spaceship arrives full of celibate men and women hungry for all things 'earthy'. They hurl themselves into a frenzy of real meat, real air, and procreation until Manifesto The Great's forefather takes control creating order, rules, and a sewage system. Manifesto The Great watches as his forefather pollutes the planet, treats women like they're walking wombs, and designs dodgy robots, and when his forefather dies, Manifesto The Great is left to pick up the pieces. Will he rise over the tidal wave of discontented women and claim his throne or drown under a sea of underwire and oestrogen?The Rise Of...
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The Other Side of Yes

The Other Side of Yes

Kerrie Noor

Kerrie Noor

Does true love overcome age and race? When Neff fell for Tenzam she hoped so until she met his sister.Neff, a dramatic woman in her early sixties thought sex was but a distant memory until she met Tenzam. She works for him in an Indian takeaway and despite him lighting her fire more times than she's served popadoms, she struggles to trust him. Neff pictures Tenzam and her together, happily running a cat sanctuary or a cafe, living as other couple friends do.Tenzam, a Bangladeshi sees love differently.Will Neff and Tenzam be able to meet somewhere in the middle or will Neff return to sleeping with just her cat for company?The Other Side Of Menopause is the sixth book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like real-life sagas that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing and Beyond series.Buy The Other SIde Of Yes today a feelgood story that will have you chuckling to the...
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Three Angry Women and a Baby

Three Angry Women and a Baby

Kerrie Noor

Kerrie Noor

Shell shocked from a night of everlasting labour Sheryl can not muster a "coo" let alone feel anything. Will she find her maternal passion again? Sheryl and Steven have longed for a baby. But nine months of yoga doesn't guarantee a smooth birth and Sheryl arrives home with the maternal feelings of a clay brick. Steven tries to reassure her but living next door to mother as critical as gymnast judge has squashed Sheryl's confidence. She can't even get up in the morning let along find a name for her daughter and her mother is always there. The only peace they get from her is when she at the podiatrist. Steven finds a home miles from anywhere and persuades Sheryl it's for the best. However, a modern kitchen doesn't take away the guilt Sheryl feels for being a rotten mother and a lousy daughter who "ripped her baby away from her grandmother as ruthlessly as a wax job." Sheryl retreats into the lost teenager of her past until that is her...
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The Legacy of Manifesto the Great

The Legacy of Manifesto the Great

Kerrie Noor

Kerrie Noor

Planet Hy Man Prequel 3Planet Hy Man's future lay in the hands of two women as ruthless as a cock in a cockfight, but only one can rule.Bette, an ex-cleaner with a love for order, is grimly hanging onto her leadership. Champing at her heels, rewriting history is Beryl, a woman so ambitious she has rewritten Planet Hy Man's Geographic——Manifesto the Great's legacy.Manifesto the Great is livid and plans a coup, but the men on Planet Hy Man are way too old for that carry-on and couldn't give a toss about any legacy.Will his legacy be rewritten forever? Or will Bette remain the leader and show him mercy?The Legacy Of Manifesto The Great is the third of three prequels to the Planet Hy Man science-fiction comedy series. If you like high-mileage heroines, fast-paced satire, and meticulously crafted universes, then you'll love Kerrie Noor's otherworldly farce.
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Lockdown

Lockdown

Kerrie Noor

Kerrie Noor

George ousted from the drama club is desperate to direct again. The drama club would rather have their nails ripped out——-one by one. Will George get another chance? Lockdown has begun, George's caravan park is empty, his pension shares halved, and Catrina his on/off lover is definitely off. George is at a loss what to do until Catrina's Aunt is whisked off to a nursing home with the visiting rights of a security prison. George sees a chance. He decides to raise money for a covid friendly visiting room with 'Panto on zoom'; not only will he woe his Catrina but restore his reputation as a director. But when the video turns viral for all the wrong reasons, George has more than a mutiny on his hands. Will he restore his reputation or fall flat on his face? Buy Lockdown today a story that will have you chuckling in your shoes.
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Rebel Without a Clue

Rebel Without a Clue

Kerrie Noor

Kerrie Noor

Mex is looking forward to a well-earned retirement for saving planet Hy Man from men. Instead she has been sent on a mission that will ruin her career with a robot who rubs her up the wrong way...Beryl is the leader of planet Hy Man and fighting to remain so. She is the reason that Mex is where she is trying to understand the Scottish accent, the Scottish weather and why everything they eat is covered in batter. Beryl is desperate, the planet’s energy is on its last legs and chapping at her heels to take over is the ruthless Hilda. A woman with a personality as bad her haircut and will do anything to get her way...
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Impressing Bunnie

Impressing Bunnie

Kerrie Noor

Kerrie Noor

Mex has a lot to say, she has saved her planet, wrestled with men and dealt with a dictator with such ireverence it would scare you. And is anyone interested? Does anybody care? Mex is at the beginning of a new mission, this time not on her own but with a band of useless comrades. Comrades more interested in their morning tea than savng 'things'. And it is up to Mex to whip them into shape, all's she has to do is get their attention. 
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