My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler

My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

Boy-genius Wally McDoogle makes one very minor mistake...and decides to hide the truth from his parents. What harm could come from hiding one tiny mistake? Much more than Wally bargained for! Junior Genius (the spoiled, super-inventor from My Life As a Sky Surfing Skateboarder) turns Wally into a human guinea pig for his latest creation-the Mind Magnifier. And something goes terribly wrong. Instead of a dramatically increased brain size, Wally ends up with ears big enough to use for hang-gliding! When you mix in giant flying snails and Tina, a giggling tarantula the size of a small house, you've got problems of major proportions. Now, our boy blunder must save Tina, his life, and the entire city! In this life-and-death struggle, Wally learns the importance of admitting mistakes and not hiding the truth from his parents.
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My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler

My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogleHow about two? Or Six? Or a dozen?!Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before he knew it, there are more Wally's running around than even Wally can handle.Catastrophes reach an all–time high as Wally tries to out think God and rewrite history.
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My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

A hot–air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we're talking about Wally McDoogle, the world–renowned "Human Catastrophe."My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line, Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.
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My Life as Alien Monster Bait

My Life as Alien Monster Bait

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

"Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first – the disaster–plagued special–effects "monster" or his own out–of–control pride...Until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.
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My Life as Reindeer Road Kill

My Life as Reindeer Road Kill

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

This hilarious chapter book for 8 to 12-year-olds from the Wally McDoogle series shows tweens the true meaning of Christmas. Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler? Electrical Rudolph on the rampage? Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . for God! In this nonstop, action-packed novel, Wally receives an invitation to Jesus' birthday party and bungles his way to understanding the best gift to give God.My Life as Reindeer Road Killfeatures boy blunder Wally McDoogle in his signature confusion, chaos, and comedyteaches biblical values and character-building lessons with action and humor that appeal to middle schoolerscomes in a small lightweight softcover perfect for stashing in a backpack or in a car pocketMy Life as Reindeer Road Kill will keep young readers laughing while learning about generosity and what God really wants.
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Soul Tracker

Soul Tracker

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

What if you could visit heaven and hell, traveling when and wherever you wish . . . without ever dying? What if your teenage daughter, the joy of your life, had died a tragic death and you discovered a way to visit her? What if there were people and beings, on both sides of the grave, who want to stop your return? These are the questions facing novelist David Kauffman. As a single parent he is devastated when his young daughter meets an untimely death. Desperate to contact her, he meets Gita Patekar, a beautiful and committed Christian with a scarred and shame-ridden past. She works for “Life After Life”—an organization dedicated to tracking and recording the experiences of the soul once it leaves the body. Despite Gita’s warnings that God is opposed to contacting the dead, David uses the organization’s computer to try to find his daughter. In the process they discover Gita’s organization has some very deep and dark secrets. A suspense-filled...
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Smoke in the Air!

Smoke in the Air!

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

From bestselling author Bill Myers comes another hilarious, warmhearted, and action-packed adventure starring the Mulligan family.The Mulligans are used to a little bit of crazy. What do you do when the crazy all happens at the same time?Street-smart Hector has had a hard time fitting in at school - unless you count having regular fights with other boys as fitting in. Now he’s got a few new friends . . . if he can prove that he belongs. But the troublemakers’ recklessness may prove perilous to the creatures who live at the Mulligan Wild Animal Park. Can Hector learn to make better choices with his friends and accept the grace and love of his new family?Speaking of grace, Janelle is learning to extend bucketloads of it to the girl she’s working with in the school musical: the snobby, super rich Chloe Richardson. Now a message from home informs Janelle that the two will need to spend even more time together. Can Janelle survive the night with the all-school...
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My Life as Polluted Pond Scum

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth:And you have the recipe for another...Laugh–filled McDoogle disaster.Being a hero is the last thing on Wally's mind, but the fate of his entire town is at stake. Now he must race against the clock, his own fears, and his world renown klutziness – and learn to trust God – before he has any chance of saving the day,
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My Life as a Busted-Up Basketball Backboard

My Life as a Busted-Up Basketball Backboard

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

Slicko–Ricko's Advertising Agency claims they can make the dorkiest human in the world the most famous. And of course, no one qualifies like our boy blunder. Soon he starts in his own "A Day in the Life" TV series, and he's endorsing everything from denture cleaners to lingerie. Every cool person in the world is dyeing their hair and wearing glasses just like Wally McDoogle, but it isn't until he becomes the star player for his junior high school basketball team that things get really out of hand, and our hero finally learns that being famous isn't all it's cut out to be.
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My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me."Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too."So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!
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My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie

My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

Once again our part–time hereo and full–time walking disaster area finds himself smack dab in another misadventure. This time it's full of dude–ranch disasters, bungling bronco busters, and the world's biggest cow–and, well, let's just say it's not a pretty picture (or a pleasant smelling one). Through all this, Wally learns the importance of following God's command to always forgive one another.
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Leapin' Leopards

Leapin' Leopards

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

A massive mess, a leopard on the loose, and the arrival of new life—it's just another day in the life of the Mulligans. From bestselling author Bill Myers comes a hilarious, warmhearted, and action-packed adventure starring the Mulligan family.Neither Michael nor Traci Mulligan had intended upon a large family, let alone one of such diversity. But God had other plans. After their second child, Lisa, was born blind, they began to see their gift for reaching out, connecting, and laughing with special children with special needs—all while raising their family among the many creatures living at the animal park that they operate.Are there trials? You bet. There's no way to keep the boat from rocking with so many children from such diverse backgrounds and in such an incredible environment. But their faith in Christ, commitment to one another, and ability to laugh at themselves keep them digging in to make it work.
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Lions, Elephants, and Lies

Lions, Elephants, and Lies

Bill Myers

Young Adult / Humor / Mystery & Thrillers

From bestselling author Bill Myers comes another hilarious, warmhearted, and action-packed adventure starring the Mulligan family.Neither Michael nor Traci Mulligan had intended upon a large family, let alone one of such diversity. But God had other plans. After their second child was born blind, they began to see their gift for reaching out, connecting, and laughing with special children with special needs—all while raising their family among the many creatures living at the animal park that they operate.Are there trials? You bet. There's no way to keep the boat from rocking with so many children from such diverse backgrounds and in such an incredible environment. But their faith in Christ, commitment to one another, and ability to laugh at themselves keep them digging in to make it work.
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