Plain-Jane librarian Jayne Applegate refuses to be a virgin for much longer! Fortunately for her, there's Fantasies R Us, a spa that specializes in making sexual fantasies come true. When they offer her a cyborg lover in a poet's shirt with the come-on line "How may I serve you?" she's certain she's found the right "man" to deflower her. Jayne's "Prince Charming" Michael does indeed thoroughly and romantically initiate her into the joys of sex and the world of sensuality. But the spa's cost-cutting methods turn her fantasy affair into a fractured fairytale. By the end of her stay, Jayne realizes she's fallen in love with her cyborg lover. Of course, he can't leave Fantasies R Us and she can't afford to stay…unless Michael proves to be the spa's biggest glitch of all.

Erotica/Romance. 60504 words long.