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Whatever, Jerk
Nikki Paris
DaniDanica Lynn Jepson is a failure. That’s right, I said it. I had my shot at life, and I failed. My fame is gone, my money is gone, and the stutter that I spent years in speech therapy trying to control is rearing its ugly head. I think my parents still like me, maybe my best friend, and sometimes my dog, but that’s it. One thing’s for sure; my sexy new neighbor can’t stand me. It’s fine, though, because he’s a jerk and the feeling is mutual.
ConnorPrincess Dani is a brat. She and her pretty blonde hair and mind-numbing ass can just go back to wherever they came from. I don’t need her all up in my space, making me think about things I shouldn’t be thinking about. It’s my fault that I lost the love of my life two years ago, and I plan on living in my self-assigned purgatory for the next forever. And just so we’re clear, if I ever did decide to move on, it wouldn’t be with Dani.
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The Bridesmaid & the Jerk
Part #1 of "Wedding Games" series by Kayla Tirrell
Young Adult / Contemporary / Sports
#B!TCH (#Jerk #2)
Kat T. Masen
Romance / Contemporary
Presley Malone was the co-worker every guy wanted to get their hands on.
Sexy, intelligent—and entirely off-limits.
So, I knocked her up during a heated one-night stand.
We fell in love, had a son, and I put a ring on her finger.
Now, she’s mine.
Marriage is supposed to be all bliss, right?
For better, for worse...
Till death us do part…
Or until your wife turns into a #bitch.
Egotistical Jerk: A Hero Club Novel
A. K. MacBride
I had one goal: To learn from Sebastian Ryker.
He was an award-winning physician in his field of medicine.
A genius who could diagnose you with the barest of symptoms.
The best of the best.
Too bad he turned out to be an egotistical jerk.
Mere hours into my first day, I realized that the man I had idolized for years didn't live up to the hype.
He was rude, arrogant, and totally full of... himself.
It was clear that my presence bothered him, that I was nothing more than an irritation.
So, why did I want to melt into a puddle whenever those dark eyes were trained on me?
And why didn't I listen when my head warned my heart that he'd break it in two?
I had one goal: To learn from Sebastian Ryker, not fall in love with him.
Don't Be a Jerk
Brad Warner
The Shōbōgenzō (The Treasury of the True Dharma Eye) is a revered eight-hundred-year-old Zen Buddhism classic written by the Japanese monk Eihei Dōgen. Despite the timeless wisdom of his teachings, many consider the book difficult to understand and daunting to read. In Don't Be a Jerk, Zen priest and bestselling author Brad Warner, through accessible paraphrasing and incisive commentary, applies Dōgen's teachings to modern times. While entertaining and sometimes irreverent, Warner is also an astute scholar who sees in Dōgen very modern psychological concepts, as well as insights on such topics as feminism and reincarnation. Warner even shows that Dōgen offered a "Middle Way" in the currently raging debate between science and religion. For curious readers worried that Dōgen's teachings are too philosophically opaque, Don't Be a Jerk is hilarious, understandable, and wise.
Unicorn Being a Jerk
C. W. Moss
A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic!In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.
The Sweetest Jerk #1 (The Sweetest Jerk Series)
Ava Claire
Erotica / BDSM / Adult Fiction
New Year’s Resolution: No. More. Jerks.Natalee Madison's life is finally on the upswing. Her business, Madison Creations, is finally gaining traction, and if she slays a high profile wedding, she could be catapulted to heights she's only dreamt of. She doesn't do dating and it suits her just fine, because she ends it before things get complicated. And then she sees his face.Jason Cox. The best man. And based on their last run in, the biggest jerk alive.He's dangerous. Lethal for her 'no complications' approach to men, since he's the one that inspired the approach in the first place.But when she looks into his eyes, she knows that some rules are meant to be broken…The Sweetest Jerk SeriesThe Sweetest Jerk #1The Sweetest Jerk #2The Sweetest Jerk #3
Jerk: A Bad Boy Romance
Taylor, Tawny
Clay Walker is the bane of my existance. Ever since I was five, he has gone out of his way to make my life a living hell. He even tricked me into letting him punch my v-card.I thought when I graduated from high school, I was saying goodbye and good riddance to him forever.I was wrong.When my aunt died, she left her ranch to me, forcing me to move back home. And guess who's been running the ranch for the past four years?You guessed it.He's every bit as panty-melting hot as the last time I saw him. Not only that, he has learned new ways of tormenting me... wicked, deliciously naughty ways.The sexual tension that we create is turning into a battle, not only for my body, but also my heart. And if I lose, I could lose <i>everything</i>- my self-respect, my pride, and maybe even my aunt's estate.But if it's a battle he wants, it's a battle he's going to get. And I won't take it lying down. This time I'm going to come out on top.Clay Walker, you jerk, <b>this is war!</b>
Jerk Boss: A New Highland Romance
Deana Farrady
March Ulrich is a big...spoiled...pretty-boy...jerk!
The last person handywoman Lia expects to see pounding on her door when the power goes out is her haughty landlord boss.
Ever since he took over the apartment building, he's been making her life a living hell, running her ragged for peanuts a day.
But winter storms are made for starting anew.
Even if it means making jerks into lovers...
A short enemies-to-lovers romance with clean snow and dirty language.
The Sweetest Jerk #3 (Alpha Billionaire Romance)
Ava Claire
Erotica / BDSM / Adult Fiction
Once a jerk…Well, Natalee Madison knew better. But she had to let her stupid heart get in the way. Serves her right.Just when she’s ready to walk away, Jason Cox, the former title holder for Biggest (and sexiest) Jerk Ever gives her one reason to stay.Love.
On a Scale from Idiot to Complete Jerk
Alison Hughes
Childrens / Picture Books
When grade-eight science-project time rolls around, J.J. Murphy skips the beakers and the papierm�ch� and dives into research about jerks. And idiots. But mostly jerks. By his own estimation, his science project, On a Scale from Idiot to Complete Jerk, is groundbreaking, exhaustive, highly scientific and seriously worthy of bonus marks. Beginning with the dawn of humankind and concluding conclusively with a very cool pie chart, the project dissects the elements of jerkosity through extensive case studies and scientific illustrations. It explores the who, what, when, why and how of jerks and, more important, peppers the lively research with sciencey-looking graphs and charts that reveal a lot about J.J., his family and friends, and the jerks of this world.
Jerk, California
Jonathan Friesen
Young Adult / Literature & Fiction / Fiction
Twitch, Jerk, Freak—Sam Carrier has been called them all. Because of his Tourette's syndrome, Sam is in near constant motion with tics and twitches and verbal outbursts. So, of course, high school is nothing but torment. Forget friends; forget even hoping that beautiful, perfect Naomi will look his way. And home isn't much better with his domineering stepfather reminding him that the only person who was more useless than Sam was his dead father, Jack. But then an unexpected turn of events unearths the truth about his father. And suddenly Sam doesn't know who he is, or even where he'll go next. What he does know is that the only girl in the world who can make him happy and nervous at the same time is everywhere he turns...and he'd give anything just to be still.
Jerk
Foxy Tale
We were playing spin the bottle. Everyone plays it. A couple of guys and girls in a room, staying over after the crowd left the party. We spun it, I lost my virginity to Sebastian, the one guy that I hated when he played that prank on me last year. I hated him, until he got me beneath the sheets and under his skin. I couldn’t get enough of him. It's only natural. You lose your virginity to a hot guy and then you want to be with him all the time. It's graduation and we're both in a stall, waiting on the pregnancy test results after I just peed on the stick. I'm closing my eyes, because I can't face the idea of having not just one surprise today, but two. Author's Note:This book was previously called My Stepbrother's Baby. It includes the whole series from Books 1 to 9. **
The Sweetest Jerk #2 (The Sweetest Jerk Series, #2)
Ava Claire
Erotica / BDSM / Adult Fiction
So, about that ‘No More Jerks’ thing…Natalee Madison knows better. Guys like Jason Cox never change. A sexy, playboy billionaire can never change his player stripes.But she can’t help but hope that Jason will prove her wrong. Because she’s never wanted anyone or anything the way she wants him.Falling for a jerk is the worst idea ever, but there’s something behind that ‘take your panties off’ smirk that tells her he’s more than meets the eye. That maybe, just maybe, this is what they’ve both been searching for…The Sweetest Jerk SeriesThe Sweetest Jerk #1The Sweetest Jerk #2The Sweetest Jerk #3
Jerk Magnet, The (Life at Kingston High Book #1)
Melody Carlson
Literature & Fiction / Young Adult
When sixteen-year-old Chelsea Martin’s future stepmother gives her a total makeover, she attracts all of the wrong boys and drives away many girls, but her friend Janelle keeps telling Chelsea to be true to herself, while helping her find a way to catch the eye of Nicholas, the one “non-jerk” at school.
Bad Boy Billionaire: F#cking Jerk 3
Tawny Taylor
Morgan Pierce stormed back into my life like a Texas tornado, with an eff-you attitude and a body to match. I didn’t want to want her. I didn’t want to need her. But now that I’ve had her I can’t let her go. She’s not just my girlfriend; she’s my obsession. An obsession that may destroy Morgan...and me. Because love doesn’t always conquer all. And “I love you” doesn’t always lead to Happily-Ever-After. **