Young Lady Albert Is Courting Disaster: Volume 1 [Complete]

  Part 1

  Part 2

  Part 3

  Part 4

  Part 5

  Part 6

  Part 7

  Part 8

  Part 9

  Part 10

  Prologue

  One day, entirely out of the blue, Mary Albert remembered everything.

  Right there in the middle of the school’s opening ceremony, just as the principal capped off his long speech with a single bow, the light glinting off his bald head, awareness surged into her consciousness: this was the world of an otome game she’d played in her previous life.

  The game was a classic, and as such its story was simple. Protagonist Alicia transferred to Karelia Academy, a school for young nobles, where she romanced a cast of charming male love interests throughout the course of her academic life.

  Naturally, the love interests were all good-looking and highly capable, and as the game’s theme was “interclass romance,” every one of them came from the nobility. Compared to the boys, Alicia was a simple, ordinary girl, a fact which often caused her a great deal of worry and hurt. Yet despite this, armed with her positive outlook and a smile as brilliant as the sun, she ultimately ended up overcoming these hurdles and successfully courting the cast members.

  On top of that, as the game progressed, the player learned that Alicia had in fact been a lost princess all along. It was the sort of tale young girls’ dreams are made of. Such stories may be a dime a dozen, but that is by no means a shortcoming. On the contrary, following certain tropes is often a surefire way to win over a specific niche market!

  But it wasn’t just the story or the royal plot twist that had made the game so popular; both its graphics and mechanics were of superb quality. Eventually, it had even received a sequel as well as a fan disc for the series.

  Incidentally, Mary Albert played the role of antagonist in the original game. As the daughter of House Albert, who were second in power only to the royal family, Mary was selfish, arrogant, and prone to harassing Alicia at every opportunity. She was a villainous daughter through and through.

  During the climax of the game, Alicia and her chosen love interest denounced Mary, who was subsequently judged for all her wrongdoings. Alicia went on to reign as the princess, while House Albert was left in total ruin. Playing the game from Alicia’s perspective, one couldn’t help but think, “Take that!” as they witnessed these events unfold.

  However tragic, such was Mary’s fate in the game: the villainous daughter’s just deserts, as it were.

  Having remembered all of this in a flash, Mary’s mind was reeling in confusion. The balding vice principal droned on, and then the plainly wig-clad guidance officer droned on, but not a word from their long-winded speeches made it through to her head.

  There could be no ifs, ands, or buts. She was definitely the same wicked Mary from the game—a beautiful and strong-willed yet selfish young woman with silver hair curled into tight ringlets.

  Indeed, no matter how much time the hairdresser might’ve spent trying to straighten her hair, the moment she uttered the words, “I’m done!” Mary’s locks would simply curl right back again. Such was the power of her ringlets that countless talented stylists had tossed their scissors aside in defeat. Just remembering it made her heart ache, yet it was unbearable to have the curls swaying around both sides of her face at all times.

  Nevertheless, if this was a restriction of the game and therefore a necessary element in Mary’s villainess identity, then she was prepared to accept it, even if it was rather annoying.

  Above all, Mary’s biggest issue right now was not her hair, but rather the ending that awaited her. If things progressed along the current path, her doom was inevitable. And if those stubborn ringlets that made all the hairdressers raise the white flag of surrender were anything to go by, she could not so easily avoid her fate.

  Yet if all that lay ahead of Mary after her role as the villainous daughter was retaliation and ruin...then she had but one path forward.

  “I shall face my doom head-on!”

  “Why in the world would you come to that conclusion?!” Mary’s servant, Adi, couldn’t stop himself from quipping back at her decisive declaration.

  Adi was a tall man with rust-colored eyes and short hair of the same shade, who sported a lean, toned physique that usually emanated masculinity. However at the present moment, he was emanating nothing but sheer exasperation, and his expression was sullen as he heaved a sigh.

  Coming from a family lineage that had served House Albert for generations, and five years Mary’s senior, Adi typically wouldn’t have had the right to attend Karelia Academy. However, Mary had ordered him to attend as a senior student while serving her, and so the powers that be had made an exception for him. He’d been allowed in as her chaperone, and the fact that he was in attendance, clad in the school uniform, was another example of House Albert’s power and influence.

  Presently, Mary and Adi sat facing one another at a table in the corner of the empty school cafeteria. Their topic of discussion was, of course, Mary’s memory of her past life that she’d remembered a few hours prior.

  “I must say, my lady, the idea that we’re living in a game from your previous life is a little...”

  “What do you mean, Adi? You’re supposed to be my loyal servant, but I feel like you don’t believe my words at all!”

  “You are utterly correct. I don’t believe a single bit of this.”

  “Admitting it without a moment’s hesitation? Very well, I suppose I can’t blame you. Even so, this is definitely the same world as from that otome game.”

  Adi’s brows creased into a frown as he felt the growing pressure behind Mary’s earnest claim.

  It was already hard to believe that such a thing as an “otome game” even existed, let alone Mary’s insistence that they were inside the world of one. If anyone else had said that to him, he would’ve laughed scornfully, or perhaps even taken them to the nearest hospital for a checkup.

  With such thoughts on his mind, Adi suddenly turned his gaze to Mary.

  He hadn’t noticed anything different about her today, and apart from the fact that she was talking nonsense, her tone and demeanor were the same as always. If she’d truly been reincarnated and her past memories had returned, surely there’d be at least some notable discrepancy, however tiny.

  He decided to speak up. “Milady, I’d like to ask you something. What is your name?”

  After a brief pause, Mary responded. “My name is Mary Albert. I am a third-year senior student at Karelia Academy and the daughter of the illustrious House Albert.”

  “Bringing up things I didn’t even ask about is indeed very in character for you, but... No, hold on. What comes to mind when you think of House Albert?”

  “Diplomacy, for the most part. We even have influence in other nations, and thanks to that, we get to eat all kinds of delicious foreign foods! It’s wonderful.”

  “Yes, that is the answer I’d expect from you, but I suppose anyone would be able to come up with that. Let’s see... Can you tell me what you’re aiming to do this year?”

  “Getting rid of my impudent servant for having the audacity to question my every word!”

  “And you’ve been saying that for how long?”

  “For years.”

  While Mary added that this time she was serious, Adi cleared his throat as if to drown out her comment and said, “Now there’s the lady I know.”

  Thus ended the interrogation, in part because Mary might have gone through with her threat if the questioning continued any longer. But more than anything, their exchange had convinced Adi that she was the real Mary Albert. Her answers added up, and most importantly, their back-and-forth was the same as always.

  Adi sighed in relief, which earned him a hard glare from Mary. “I’m offended that you distrust me so much,” she told him.

  “My lady, with all your talk of past lives and whatnot, I was convinced your new memories had turned you into a different person. Or that those curls of yours had finally drilled their way into your brain!”

  “Hey, that last part was unnecessary!”

  “That’s just how ridiculous your story sounds. But since it’s you, I suppose I’ll believe it. Still...”

  Adi kept talking to pacify Mary’s glare. Although he’d decided to believe her outlandish claims, there was still one more thing he had to clarify. If they were truly part of an “otome game” as Mary said...

  “Why do you want to play the villain if you know it’ll end in your ruin?”

  “That’s just the way it has to be,” she answered. “I was born as Mary of House Albert, so my villainous course has been set from the start. Pits of endless despair, here I come!”

  “Is that so? Well, I won’t stop you. So, what game are we supposedly inside of?”

  Mary searched through her freshly awakened memories for the title. What was it? The abbreviation she did recall was Heart High, so the full title must have been...

  “Oh, I remember! It was called Heartthrob High School: Maiden in Love and the Prince of Memory!”

  “Ugh, what a tacky title that is... I congratulate you on being able to say it without an ounce of shame.”

  “Well, it’s better than your Big Titty Academy 2: After School Class with My Slutty Teacher!”

r />   “Wha—?! How do you know the title of that book?! Please don’t enter my room uninvited, my lady!”

  “As if I’d ever want to do that! You gave it to me by mistake instead of returning the book I loaned you!”

  “I’m so sorry!”

  “I settled in for a nice and cozy read with tea in hand, but the moment I opened the book, my eyes were assaulted with the dirtiest sex scene ever! Just try to imagine what I felt in that moment! Those four and a half hours of my life are gone, gone forever!”

  “You read it all the way through?!”

  For a moment, the two of them were left gasping for air after this lively shouting match. Then, they both murmured “anyway” under their breath and returned to the main topic at hand, which was not Big Titty Academy, but rather Karelia Academy.

  “So, we’re in the world of that game, and you wish to become the villainess, correct?”

  “Yes. I’ll torment the protagonist, she’ll retaliate, and then I’ll fall into total ruin!”

  “I really don’t understand why you’re so determined to dig your own grave, but very well. I’ll assist you.” With another sigh, Adi rose to his feet.

  Mary followed suit, tightening her fist with renewed vigor. “Hello, doom! You shall soon know my name!”

  In response to this enthusiastic proclamation, Adi exasperatedly lifted his own hand in half-hearted support.

  Chapter 1

  “Step one is to find the protagonist, yes?” Adi whispered to Mary, who nodded.

  They had moved from the cafeteria onto the path leading to the school dormitories. Peeking out from behind the corner where they crouched, with Adi above and Mary below, they bided their time.

  The opening ceremony had wrapped up the school day, and most students had gone back home. Those who stayed in the dormitories also returned to their rooms to prepare for the first day of classes tomorrow, while others already went out to party. As a result, there was not a soul around.

  That is, with the exception of the heroine and the wondrous duo of Mary and Adi hiding behind the corner.

  “I think the protagonist passed through here in the opening animation. I can’t be sure, though, because I always skipped it.”

  “Please don’t skip the openings. Think of the developers’ feelings!”

  “But it’s the same every time. Anyway, that’s not the point! Look, here she comes!” Mary said as she and Adi huddled behind the wall to avoid being spotted.

  They watched as a girl clad in Karelia Academy’s uniform slowly approached, pulling behind her a light-brown suitcase. There could be no doubt about her status as a transfer student, as she clutched a map in one hand and looked around left and right like a lost lamb. Everything about the aristocratic academy seemed a novelty to her, and overwhelmed by the sights around her, she let out a small sigh.

  “Is that her?” asked Adi.

  “Yes, that’s Alicia, the protagonist.”

  “Really? Wow, she’s so... I mean, she’s just...” Adi murmured, staring at Alicia in a stupor. Mary nodded to signal she understood what he was trying to say.

  Alicia was adorable, simple as that. Although she was intended to be a so-called “ordinary girl,” she was the heroine of an otome game, so of course she was a beauty. Given her prettiness, it wasn’t hard to imagine that the male students would all fall head over heels for her.

  Her straight golden hair, which reached to her mid-back, shone brilliantly in the sunlight, and the way she delicately arranged it with her hand was endearingly rustic. Her purple eyes complemented her blonde locks, and her lips were slightly parted as though she was picturing in her mind all that awaited her in her new school life.

  “She’s terribly cute. Her blonde hair and those purple eyes are so— Wait! Purple eyes are a mark of royalty!” Adi blurted out.

  “Shush! Don’t spoil the secret plot twist in the very opening scene! That’s not supposed to be revealed until the end of the game.”

  “She’s the spitting image of the queen! You’d have to be blind not to notice that until the end!”

  “Don’t blame me for that! Anyway, she’s coming this way. All right, time to make my grand entrance!”

  Eager for her villainess debut, Mary leaped out from behind the corner, startling Alicia with her sudden appearance.

  “Who are you?” Alicia asked nervously, eyes wide with shock. Her voice was sweet and girly, and she tilted her head to the side inquiringly.

  It was Mary’s moment to show off her antagonistic skills. There was no time to hesitate! Alicia was about to begin her academic life with a whir of romantic affairs, and Mary had to make her aware of exactly who the enemy was.

  “Um... Are you one of the students here?” Alicia questioned.

  “Me? I am Mary. Mary of House Albert.”

  “House Albert? Oh my! Please excuse my rudeness!” the girl cried. “I can’t believe I addressed you as my equal... I just never thought I’d meet someone from House Albert!”

  “Well, you and I have lived worlds apart, so I’m not surprised you didn’t recognize me. Just the fact you asked for my name before even introducing yourself tells me plenty about the sort of place you come from.”

  “I’m so sorry! My name is Alicia, and as of today, I’m officially a student at Karelia Academy. It’s an honor to meet you!”

  “Oh? Did you really think I’d want to be friendly with a commoner like you? What a joke!” Mary laughed coldly, her gaze and mannerisms as villainous as one could get.

  Alicia gasped at first, but soon her eyebrows arched down apologetically as she whispered, “Y-You’re right...” Then, slightly louder, she continued. “I’m really sorry for being so presumptuous... B-But I was hoping I could ask you just one thing.”

  “And what might that be?”

  “Um, I can’t seem to find the reception area for the dormitories... Would you happen to know which way it is?” she asked in a frail, timid voice.

  Mary and Adi exchanged a look.

  “The reception area?” Adi spoke up. “You’re heading in the completely wrong direction.”

  “R-Really?!”

  “What, have you no sense of direction?” asked Mary. “I can’t believe you’re just walking around without knowing your left from your right! How impertinent.”

  “I’m sorry... There are just so many buildings here, I ended up completely losing my way.”

  “For student relations, you want building number two,” Adi advised. “My lady, do you recall the shortest route to get there from here?”

  “Go through that building in front of you, and then by the opposite building, you’ll find a passageway that can take you there,” Mary said. “But the staff are leaving early today too, so you’ll have to hurry if you want to catch them.”

  “Oh, I see! Then I’ll head off right away! Thank you so much for your help!” Alicia quickly bowed her head then turned on her heel and rushed back the way she had come. As she did, her golden hair fluttered behind her, and her suitcase clattered loudly with each step, painting the perfect image of the clumsy beauty trope.

  Retracing her memories of Heart High, Mary realized that Alicia was indeed supposed to be a slightly clumsy girl. She’d been born among commoners, yet she was lively and courageous and had a smile as bright as the sun. Combining those traits with a dash of clumsiness was a tried and true recipe for the ideal heroine. Needless to say, Alicia’s clumsiness was rarely an actual flaw, but was instead portrayed as a merit within the game.

  Mary watched Alicia’s retreating figure for a moment before snapping out of her thoughts.

  “Was I villainous enough?” she asked Adi, looking up at him.

  “No. In fact, you were kind to her.”

  Such was his unsympathetic reply.

  ***

  In the game Heartthrob High School: Maiden in Love and the Prince of Memory, commonly abbreviated as Heart High, Mary Albert was an aristocrat who held power and influence second only to the royalty. Born into an affluent noble family, Mary’s parents spoiled her, and her two older brothers always doted on her as well. Everyone would obey her, and nobody had ever defied her in any way. She was a selfish young lady, convinced that the world revolved around her.

  Having always worn extravagant outfits, her uniform was naturally haute couture​. With all the money to spend as she liked, she truly lived as she pleased. She would take every opportunity to mock the heroine for being poor and showed off their difference in wealth wherever she went. Mary was the definition of the despicable rich person archetype, and her boasting about her wealth was even considered a regular event within the game.

 

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