Murder on the Beach, page 1
Murder on the Beach
A Destination Murders Short Story Anthology
Ritter Ames
Lucy Carol
Karen Cantwell
Barb Goffman
Eleanor Cawood Jones
Shari Randall
Shawn Reilly Simmons
Cathy Wiley
Contents
A TALE OF TWO SISTERS, by Barb Goffman
FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND, by Shari Randall
BAY OF RECKONING, by Shawn Reilly Simmons
FRUGAL LISSA NEEDS A BREAK, by Ritter Ames
FROG DAYS OF SUMMER, by Cathy Wiley
BEACH PARTY BODY, by Lucy Carol
COAST BUSTERS, by Karen Cantwell
CABO SAN LOCO, by Eleanor Cawood Jones
Copyright of each individual story is held by the author
A TALE OF TWO SISTERS, by Barb Goffman
My big sister, Emma, was no bridezilla, but heading into her wedding today, she’d been wound up so tight she was like a jack-in-the-box ready to spring. Would the photographer be on time? (Yes.) Would a baby cry during the ceremony? (Not so far.) Would our beloved, klutzy cousin Janelle trip on her bridesmaid’s dress as she walked down the aisle? (Yes, but she caught herself before she went splat, thank goodness.)
What’s amazing is Emma actually didn’t care about any of that. But our mother did. And even at age twenty-six, Emma’s stomach still twisted into knots whenever Mom wasn’t happy, which was basically anytime things didn’t go exactly as Mom wanted.
So Emma gave up her desired intimate ceremony and dinner back home in Chicago with twenty of her and Braden’s closest family and friends. Instead, here we were at a resort in Wisconsin, where Mom could impress people. Nearly two hundred friends, family, and folks Emma didn’t even know (read: friends of our parents and Braden’s) were staring while Rabbi Gelman, Emma, our parents, Braden, his parents and best-man brother, and I all crowded under the white chuppah. And my job as maid of honor had morphed. No longer Emma’s sole attendant and cheerleader, I now wore an invisible cape over my soft crepe dress. Call me Robin the Magnificent, self-appointed fixer of everything that could go wrong so my mother wouldn’t raise her right eyebrow—our family’s bat signal for “look out, Mom’s on the warpath!”—and my sister could enjoy her big day.
Thank you, Mom.
“And now it is time for the circling,” Rabbi Gelman said, his kind sapphire-blue eyes contrasting starkly with his pale, wrinkled skin. I hoped he’d stick around tomorrow to enjoy the beach. He could use some color, as could I. Between my job as a marketing coordinator and helping with the wedding plans this past summer, I didn’t get to the beach even once. I couldn’t wait to dig my toes into the soft, golden sand while sipping a cold Bud Light.
As Emma lifted the hem of her fit-and-flare gown, Rabbi Gelman explained the custom. “Traditionally, the bride would circle her groom seven times to symbolize the creation of a new family circle—their new world—similar to how God took seven days to create the world. But Emma and Braden have chosen a modern approach. They’ll each circle the other three times, and then they’ll both complete a circle together.”
Rabbi Gelman’s description hadn’t told the full story. Traditionally, circling was designed to create an invisible wall around the man, so he’d be protected in the future from “temptress women.” Even the thought of this sexist tradition riled me up. Were men expected—or permitted—to have no self-control unless their wives gave them magical protection? Most of my married friends skipped this custom during their weddings. Emma claimed she wanted to do it, to create her own family circle, but I bet Mom pressured her into it. If anyone ever suggested I needed to circle my woman seven times to keep her from straying, I’d raise my own right eyebrow and inform them that I’d never marry anyone whose head might be turned so easily.
Finally, the horrid circling ended. Time to move on to the blessing over the wine. Much more my speed.
“Blessed are you, Lord, our God, king of the universe, who created the fruit of the vine.” Rabbi Gelman said the blessing in his rumbly voice, first in Hebrew, then in English, before handing the cup to Braden and to Emma.
I took a moment to peek into the audience. My fiancée, Natalie, sat in the third row. Between her newly dyed black hair and the makeup she was wearing—purchased for this very occasion, as she’d owned none—I barely recognized her. She caught my eye and winked. It was the same flirty move that had attracted me three years ago during our senior year of college. Smiling, I twirled a strand of my swooshed-over wavy brown hair, just like I’d done the night we met.
“And now,” Rabbi Gelman said, “it is time for the vows.”
Vows aren’t part of a traditional Jewish wedding ceremony, yet everyone I know has included them. Emma and Braden wrote their own vows, but they decided that their feelings for each other were too personal. So rather than share them now in front of a thousand of their nearest and dearest (I know I said it was two hundred guests, but looking out into the ballroom, I could swear the crowd had swelled), they planned to say them to one another a few minutes from now, when they’d be alone right after the ceremony. Once they walked back down the aisle, it would be time for the yichud—when the newly married couple spends a few peaceful minutes alone in a secluded room. Emma and Braden planned to drink champagne, eat strawberries, and share their personal vows then. For now, in front of all these people, generic ones would do.
“Do you, Braden, take Emma to be your lawfully wedded wife, to love, honor, and cherish all the days of your life?” Rabbi Gelman asked.
“I do.” Braden’s dimples appeared as he smiled, and I remembered the first time Emma told me about him three years ago. She raved about how smart and kind he was, but what had really attracted her were those dimples. “Hubba hubba,” she’d said, fanning herself.
The best thing about Braden—besides his dimples—was that he had Emma’s back. His calm countenance would serve him and Emma well, especially when he got to see Mom in her full overbearing glory. He thought he knew what she was like, but she’d actually been on relatively good behavior in his presence up until now. In a few minutes, he’d be one of us, and no number of warnings will have prepared him for an unleashed Stella Weiss.
“Do you, Emma, take Braden to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love, honor, and cherish all the days of your life?”
This was the moment she’d been looking forward to for so long. I hoped the videographer was capturing it because memories fade, yet Emma’s joy deserved to be remembered, especially considering all the duds she dated before Braden came along. Her smile stretched into a grin, and when Braden dimpled back at her, she giggled, causing a wisp of her long brown hair to slide against her cheek. Her voice had a soft, lilting quality, and as she laughed the aquamarines and diamonds in her tiara caught the sunlight streaming through the window and glittered, as if they were blessing this union. “I do.”
Braden took Emma’s hand and slipped a gold band onto her finger, repeating the rabbi’s words: “With this ring you are consecrated to me according to the laws of Moses and Israel.”
Emma slid a gold band onto his finger, repeating the same words, and Mom sobbed loudly. What do you know—a baby had cried during the ceremony after all.
Rabbi Gelman then read aloud the ketubah, the Jewish marriage contract Emma and Braden signed before the ceremony. The ketubah outlines the protections the wife has in the marriage. Its focus is on the wife because in olden times, the husband held all the cards. Of course, times had changed, but since Braden supposedly held all the cards, Emma said she liked having her very own trump card. (Too bad for Emma, she had a little of Mom in her. I was lucky to be more like Dad.)
Finally, Rabbi Gelman explained the ritual of the man breaking a glass at the conclusion of the ceremony—another male-centered tradition. But as Emma said about circling, traditions can change. When Natalie and I get married, she’ll want to smash the glass to smithereens, and nobody will be able to stop her.
“There are many interpretations of this ancient custom,” Rabbi Gelman said. “Some people believe it represents the destruction of the Temple in Jerusalem. Others believe the shattered glass represents the fragility of love and the care the marriage needs to keep it strong. And,” he said with a twinkle in his eye, “there is a contingent who believe that the glass serves as a reminder that this is the last time the man will get to put his foot down.”
Everyone laughed, even my dad, who knew the truth of those words all too well.
“Emma and Braden,” Rabbi Gelman continued, “believe when he smashes the glass, it will symbolize a break with the past. From then on, they will put their newly formed family above all others. Having watched Emma grow up, it doesn’t surprise me that she and Braden would take this view, for Emma has always been a girl—and now a woman—who values her family above all.”
The rabbi put a lightbulb into a cloth bag and set it on the floor. (Lightbulbs make a more satisfying popping sound than glasses do; they’re easier to break too.) Braden stomped on it, spurring cheers of “mazel tov” from the audience as my sister had her first kiss as a married woman.
A sigh of relief escaped my lips. Finally, we could relax. Fingers crossed, it would all be smooth sailing from here.
> While Emma and Braden enjoyed their quiet time together, and almost everyone else hustled into the ballroom next door for cocktail hour, it was picture time for the wedding party. It felt like we’d been at it for hours by the time Emma and Braden joined our fun. At least, that’s what my rumbling stomach thought. Mom had kept me hopping all day, helping her make sure everything would go perfectly, so I hadn’t eaten since breakfast.
Eventually we made our way out to the beach for some “candid shots.” I couldn’t imagine how they possibly could be candid when we knew they were being taken and our poses were suggested, but a photobombing golden retriever who missed peeing on me by inches proved me wrong.
Finally the photographer let everyone but the happy couple go. I brushed the sand off and hurried to the ballroom, thinking about the appetizers. Natalie was waiting for me by the door. For a woman who didn’t like to wear dresses or heels, she was rocking the plum A-line sleeveless number that fell just above her knobby knees. It showed off her toned calves and pumped arms.
“I caught some of the photo shoot through the window,” she said. “Cute pooch.”
“Adorable.”
She handed me a glass of merlot (I knew I loved her for a reason), and we started walking. I tried several times to score an appetizer—or three—from a passing server, but they were always gobbled up by the hungry hordes before I got close enough.
“Has everything been going okay?” I asked. Natalie had promised to be my eyes and ears during picture time.
“Just fine. As soon as the appetizers began circulating, Stella seemed calm.”
“She must have gotten something to eat.”
Natalie laughed as we neared one of the walls of windows overlooking the beach. Beyond the sand, Lake Michigan shimmered in the fading sunlight, with storm clouds gathering on the horizon.
“It’s beautiful here,” Natalie said. “I know this isn’t the wedding Emma wanted, but she looked really happy during the ceremony.”
“Yeah, she did. How long do you think it will take before Mom says, ‘I told you so?’”
“You mean Stella hasn’t said that already?”
I laughed and clinked my glass to hers. “Touché.”
The loudspeaker buzzed, and the DJ’s voice filled the room. “Ladies and gentlemen, please turn your attention to the main doors. Let’s give a warm welcome for the very first time to Mr. and Mrs. Braden Roth.”
As applause rang out, they strolled into the ballroom holding hands. Emma’s tiara didn’t glitter as much under the lights in this room, but her eyes sure did. Tony Bennett’s “The Way You Look Tonight” began playing, and they made their way to the dance floor. Emma melted into Braden as they swayed. It wasn’t the eye-catching number my mom had pushed for. (If I had a dollar for every time she said “nothing is classier than a waltz,” I could move into this resort.) But when Braden claimed a few months ago to have two left feet, Mom had been forced to back off. I’d bet anything she’d be checking out how well those feet moved tonight.
“They are such an adorable couple,” said a gray-haired woman standing a few feet away.
“And her wedding gown is to die for,” another woman replied, adjusting the strap of the black quilted purse hanging on her shoulder. “Do you think it’s satin?”
“Oh, it’s satin,” my aunt Hazel said, butting in. I hadn’t noticed her standing nearby. She was wearing a sparkly silver dress that matched her hair, shoes, jewelry, and eyeshadow. She’d always been a fan of the monochromatic look, but this was taking things to extremes. “I’m the bride’s aunt, so I’ve heard all about the dress, which is the latest style. In fact, I played an instrumental role in Emma’s outfit today. That’s my tiara she’s wearing, with aquamarines surrounded by diamonds.” Aunt Hazel raised her chin proudly. “In one fell swoop, I covered old, borrowed, and blue.”
I rolled my eyes at Natalie. Bragging ran in Mom’s family, though it had skipped my generation, thank goodness.
“Wow,” Purse Lady said.
“It’s a family heirloom,” Aunt Hazel said. “It was one of the few items my grandmother took with her when she and her family escaped from Germany in 1939. She wore it at her wedding, as did her grandmother and mother before her. Eventually my mother and I both wore it too, as the oldest daughters.”
“And now you’ve given it to your niece. How lovely.”
From the way Aunt Hazel recoiled, you’d think Purse Lady had suggested she’d donated her only kidney. “Oh no. Only lent it to her. I’m saving it for my first granddaughter.”
“I adore family traditions like that,” Purse Lady’s friend said.
While Aunt Hazel smiled, I suppressed a laugh. She and Uncle George had one child, my cousin Scott, who was standing across the room with his husband, Tristan, both in blue suits with white shirts and pale-pink bowties. Scott’s suit was deep blue, which complemented his flawless pale skin. (He must have had work done. No one in their thirties looks that good without a little help.) Tristan’s suit was a bold blue that befitted his personality as well as his spiky blond hair. Aunt Hazel knew darn well Scott and Tristan didn’t want children, and since they’re gay, there was no chance it would happen accidentally. But it was easier for Aunt Hazel to pretend she might get a granddaughter one day—repeatedly saying “people can change their minds”—than to admit to these strangers that if she had no direct female descendant to leave the tiara to, she planned to be buried in it. I thought Mom would have a stroke when Aunt Hazel told her that last year.
A couple of minutes later, after Purse Lady and her friend headed toward the bar, Aunt Hazel came over. She was nibbling a lamb chop she’d snagged from one of the servers milling around, providing food to everyone, it seemed, but me. My mouth watered just looking at it.
“Did you notice that knockoff Chanel handbag?” She nodded at Purse Lady. “I can’t believe she brought it to a fancy affair.”
Heavens no.
“How do you know it’s fake?” Natalie asked.
“Oh, I can tell.”
Of course she could. Aunt Hazel was a self-proclaimed expert about everything.
“Robin,” Natalie whispered, “two o’clock.”
I shifted my eyes in time to see Mom threading her way between the tables, headed straight for us. Her face was as red as the dye in her hair.
“Do you see what’s going on out there?” she whispered furiously when she reached my side, motioning toward the dance floor.
I glanced that way, half expecting to find someone doing a striptease. But all I saw was Emma dancing with Dad while Braden danced with his mom. “What am I missing, Mom?”
“He twirled her.”
“What?”
“Mr. Two Left Feet twirled his mother. Look! He just did it again.”
Lord save me. The evening had barely begun, and we’d already pulled into Crazy Town. “What do you want me to do about it, Mom? Should I cut in and stomp on his foot?”
“No, of course not.”
Finally, a little sanity—
“That would be too obvious,” Mom continued. “Everyone knows you’re a wonderful dancer.”
That’s why I shouldn’t do it? I rolled my eyes. I’d probably be doing that a lot tonight. “Thanks,” I said half-heartedly.
“You should thank me, since I’m the one who made you continue with dance lessons when you wanted to quit to play Little League.”
“Little League would have made me happy.”
“Little League was for boys.”
“Could you be more sexist?”
“Robin.” Natalie lightly squeezed my shoulder, and I immediately took a calming breath. Thirty seconds in Mom’s presence and I’d reverted back to my thirteen-year-old self.
“I see you’re getting along with your daughter again, Stella,” Aunt Hazel said. “If only you weren’t so controlling, you could enjoy this lovely evening.”
Oh good, another country heard from.
“Controlling?” Mom’s brown eyes narrowed, her brow furrowed, and her right eyebrow stretched so far toward her hairline, you’d think it was being pulled by a fishhook. The trifecta of anger. Uh oh. “At least I’m not selfish.”
