Thrusts of Justice (Chooseomatic Books), page 26
It’s all up to you now. Even with advance notice, is there anything you can do to save the world?
▶ To find out, click here for page 1.
You’re a stuffed bunny and it’s the end of the world.
Between you and safety are forty or fifty zombies gorging themselves on the flesh of the living. If you disguise yourself as one of them and try to sneak past the feeding frenzy,click here for page 183. If you grab a tire iron, flip out and get medieval on their undead asses, turn to page 11.
In Zombocalypse Now, you’ll be confronted with undead hordes, internet dating, improper police procedure, and the very real danger that you’ll lose your grip on reality and wind up stark raving mad.
With 112 possible endings,
(at least 7 in which you don’t die) the zombie apocalypse has never been this much fun.
Acknowledgements
It may be officially dedicated to a pair of my childhood idols, but this book is double-secret-extra dedicated to Dawn Marie (and not just for naming Professor Medium Maximus, the Gentleman Mentalist). Also, it was made readable through the efforts of my crack editorial team (in reverse alphabetical order this time, to Krystal’s undoubted dismay), Neal Starkman, Melodie Ladner and Krystal Abbott. You went above and beyond to read this on an insanely abbreviated schedule, and I’m deeply indebted to each of you.
I’d also like to give a shout-out to all the coffee houses in Seattle’s Ballard neighborhood where I sat nursing a mocha and working on this book (in particular, Blue Dog Kitchen and Grumpy D’s). And to Debi at the gliffy.com support desk, who was incredibly patient with me when I somehow managed to replace my graph for the entire Nightwatchman arc with a copy of Cosmic Guardian. Also, of course, thanks to Ryan North for the initial spark of inspiration. I don’t know if it’s possible to build an entire career out of a single Dinosaur Comic, but I’m damn well going to try.
About the author
Matt Youngmark has written Zombocalypse Now and Thrusts of Justice, and is currently hard at work on Chooseomatic number three, Time Travel Dinosaur. He lives in Seattle.
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