Still Here, page 9
She fell asleep in the middle of season three of Blameless and slept until six forty-five, when a phone call from Bob woke her up.
“I got held up,” Bob said, “but I’ll be home in ten minutes.”
Regina got off the sofa and surveyed the scene. The smell of kimchi permeated the room. There were crumbs on her bare legs and a gob of blue cheese was stuck in her hair. The coffee table was littered with plastic containers and dirty napkins. There were four huge plastic bags on the floor: Just Food, Parsley, Muriel’s Sweets, and Happy Wok. Infinite Jest, which had somehow ended up on the floor by the sofa, was stained with soy sauce. Regina was disgusted with herself. She felt sad and angry. She picked up the largest bag, which happened to be from Happy Wok, scooped all the trash along with the other bags into it, and pushed it down the garbage chute. Then she shoved Infinite Jest back onto the shelf, opened the balcony door to air out the room, removed her stained clothes and threw them into the laundry bin, and rushed into the shower.
Sergey had dozed off on the lower deck of the ferry and woke just as they were passing the Statue of Liberty. He wiped a trickle of drool from the corner of his mouth and stood up. The moldy-green figure was looming on his left, the skyscrapers moving closer, getting bigger, sturdier. The cloudy sky, the gray waves. Everything so solid and stern. Sergey dreaded going to the office. The rumors of huge layoffs at Langley Miles had been circulating for a while, but yesterday they actually announced that a large group of employees would be “let go” this week. He had good reason to worry that he would be fired today. His position as a business analyst was insignificant enough, and he had been hired not that long ago. He knew that the newest employees were usually the first to get cut.
Some of Sergey’s friends who worked at other places were happy to lose their jobs. The generous severance packages they received made it feel like a paid vacation. They would gather together for “unemployment brunches” and discuss their upcoming trips to Iceland, Peru, or other exotic locations. Vadik usually used the time and money granted by unemployment to go someplace new, find a new girl, and move into a new apartment. He would complain about his vagabond life, but it was hard not to envy him. Actually, Sergey would have enjoyed some free time so he could work on his linguistic algorithms for Virtual Grave. That fiasco with Bob had showed him that he wouldn’t be able to sell Virtual Grave as a mere idea; what he needed was a working prototype. But that would require some serious time and effort, and Vica would never let him devote himself to working on the app full-time. She treated each of his unemployment periods like a disease from which he should be cured as soon as possible. Every time he lost his job—he always had more or less the same junior position in various investment banks—she made sure that he spent every second of every day looking for a new one.
Sergey took his smartphone out of his pocket and opened Facebook. In his fourteen years in this country he hadn’t made a single American friend. Even most of his Facebook “friends” were Russians. He rarely posted anything himself, but he read his friends’ posts avidly, often with masochistic pleasure. They published books, founded literary magazines, fought against the regime, participated in antigovernment protests on Bolotnaya Square. One of his friends, a left-wing journalist, had been severely beaten by pro-Putin thugs. Sergey caught himself envying even him. They seemed to have real lives, lives pulsating with excitement and meaning. They had lives he could have had if he’d stayed in Russia. Why, why, on earth had he been so sure that he’d make it here?
Sergey shivered from the wind. It was an unusually cold day for early October. He tied his scarf tighter but didn’t move away from the railing. A few years ago, a Staten Island ferry just like this one had crashed into a pier. Sergey wasn’t on it, but he’d read about the accident. The pier ripped into the ferry’s side and tore into the main deck, where many of the passengers were gathering, about to disembark, just like they were now. Sergey imagined that a similar accident was about to happen. He imagined the mangled metal, the blood, the screams. He imagined himself flattened against the ferry’s inner wall. Dead. Free of responsibilities. Free of judgment. Free to relax. He imagined Vica’s grief with some satisfaction—they were barely talking after he had “brutally humiliated” her at Vadik’s housewarming. In the three months since then, the atmosphere at home had turned so hostile that Sergey felt that right now his death was the only thing that would warm Vica to him. But the idea of Eric being fatherless, unprotected, lost, made Sergey sick to his stomach. That was one of the main points of Virtual Grave for him, to provide some posthumous guidance or even encouragement to a person’s loved ones.
Sergey’s father died six years ago. A heart attack. He’d complained of chest pain and was dead a couple of hours later. He died in their large Moscow apartment, not in bed, but on the couch, Sergey’s mother told him. On the very same couch where they used to watch TV together. Sergey had watched the evening news with his dad ever since he was five. He could barely understand what was going on on the screen, but the fact that he watched the news—along with the heft of their couch, its scratchy surface against the backs of his knees, its funky smell, his father’s warmth next to him, his father’s disgruntled sighs in reaction to the news, which Sergey sometimes imitated—made Sergey feel mature, important, special. Other kids watched Good Night, Kiddies! Sergey watched the evening news.
Sergey had been in New York when his father died. He got the news by phone. He and Vica left Eric with a neighbor and flew to Moscow for the funeral. Sergey saw his father’s body in the coffin and the coffin enter the chute of the crematorium oven, then held the urn with his father’s ashes in his hands. They flew back to New York two days after the funeral. When they got out of the taxi in the driveway of their Staten Island house, Sergey checked the mailbox. There was a heap of slightly soggy mail—they couldn’t get the mailbox door to close all the way—and in the midst of bills, statements, and all the “fantastic offers,” there was a letter from his father. Sergey checked the date—his father must have mailed it a few days before he died. Sergey waved away an angry Vica, stepped over their suitcases in the driveway, and went straight into the house and down to the basement to read the letter. It turned out to be a very ordinary letter. Sergey kept in touch with his mother via weekly phone calls, but his father disliked talking on the phone. When he did call, usually just to wish Sergey a happy birthday, there would be long pauses between his sentences, so long that Sergey would start to worry that the connection had been lost. “Dad?” Sergey would say, and his dad would sigh and answer, “Still here.” They preferred writing letters once a month. Sergey’s father was a retired math professor who detested a flowery style of writing, so his letters were always dry and to the point. He mostly listed the significant events of that month without bothering to describe them in detail.
Went fishing with Grisha Belik. He caught two large pikes. I caught one medium-size pike and one small catfish. The weather was good. They raised train fares once again. It used to be 18 rubles. Now it’s 22. Went to the concert hall with your mother. The program was good. All Beethoven…
The letter went on like this for the entire two pages and ended with the usual “Kiss you, Papa.” Sergey pored over it again and again, trying to find something between the lines, to decode some secret meaning, some last piece of advice. Was there any significance that the concert was all Beethoven? Or that the pike was medium-size and the catfish was small? No, there wasn’t. No significance whatsoever. It was the fact that the letter was written in his father’s voice that made the experience of reading it so powerful for Sergey. His father was gone, dead, yet his voice remained alive and unchanged: dry, skeptical, vaguely ironic. Sergey stayed in the basement reading every line over and over again, until Vica came down and smothered him with her warm damp hug.
Sergey happened to be between jobs at the time. He spent the weeks following his father’s death in the basement, rereading Fyodorov. He had always admired Fyodorov, but he had never found his works so relevant before. How should a grieving son conquer his despair? The lowest of the low would be to ignore his own looming mortality and lose himself in animal lust, to go binge-fucking until death was imminent. The best and most moral thing to do was to set to work on resurrecting the father. Not many people understood the importance of this aspect of Fyodorov’s philosophy.
Vica didn’t. “Digging for molecules in the dirt to bring your dead father back to life? With your sand pail and your little shovel? That sounds like stupid sci-fi for children.”
Regina didn’t get it either. “Resurrection of the fathers? What about the mothers?” The simple answer was that Fyodorov deemed women impure and worthless, but Sergey chose to keep that to himself. Fyodorov’s opinion of women clearly sprang from some deep personal trauma, and Sergey didn’t want it to discredit his philosophy.
Even Vadik never really got Fyodorov. “Wouldn’t you end up wasting your own life if you devoted all your efforts to resurrecting somebody else’s?”
No, Sergey tried to explain, not at all! Constant pursuit of immediate gratification was what made you waste your life. Concentrating your endeavors on restoring the essence of timeless humanity was going to give you much greater satisfaction than the fleeting pleasures of sex.
It was back then that Sergey had the first inkling of Virtual Grave. Fyodorov might have predicted genetic cloning, but he couldn’t have envisioned digital archiving. Atoms and molecules weren’t needed to resurrect the essence of people; words were enough. Words recorded in digital documents. E-mails, chats, texts, tweets. If you could just gather and process the textual artifacts produced by a certain person in one place and then sift through them looking for distinctive patterns, you could create a linguistic portrait of that person, which was equal to restoring his or her essence or, in other words, his or her soul. And once you did that, you could enable the restored essence of that person to communicate with his or her loved ones, to provide much-needed guidance and support. He even managed to impress Vica when he explained this idea to her. “Virtual voice,” she repeated with that familiar hungry glow in her eyes. “A powerful illusion. An extremely marketable illusion.”
The deafening whistle that signaled the ferry’s imminent arrival made Sergey jump. He walked across the crowded deck closer to the exit as the ferry made its uneasy way to the pier, screeching, groaning, bumping into the scruffy wooden boards. The ferry workers lowered the walkway onto the deck, and Sergey started to squeeze toward the exit along with the other sleepy, hungry, and cranky commuters.
He was almost sure that today would be his last day at Langley Miles. His recent evaluations had been pretty bad.
“Sergey needs to be more proactive and take more ownership of the projects he leads,” one said.
“Sergey needs to demonstrate improvement in human relations.”
“Sergey needs to react to criticism in more constructive ways.”
Back in Russia, when he first got that letter of acceptance from New York School of Business, Sergey imagined his future in a completely different way. He would sit in his roomy office alone, bending over his massive desk, reading, thinking, coming up with brilliant financial strategies. None of his fantasies had involved junior positions, difficult bosses, cubicles, bathroom passes, corporate parties, corporate birthdays, corporate community days, corporate baby showers, networking, adjusting, catering, fitting in. Failing to fit in.
His first disappointment was that New York School of Business wasn’t actually a very good school. His friends who’d praised it must have had New York University’s Stern School of Business in mind. He quickly discovered that great companies weren’t particularly eager to employ NYSB graduates.
Still, since Sergey had graduated at the top of his class, he did manage to find a decent first job. He worked as a financial analyst for Gray Bank. It was far from the job of his dreams, but it was a start. He worked there for two years and his evaluations had been consistently good. He used to make fun of them to Vica, and even quoted the most ridiculous passages in e-mails to Regina and Vadik, but he was secretly proud of them.
“Sergey initiates good conceptual ideas with practical applications.”
“Makes inventive and resourceful decisions.”
“Is competent. Is clear-thinking. Is vigorous.”
“Possesses a personal magnetism.”
That last one made both Vadik and Regina crack up. Does your boss have a crush on you? Vadik had asked.
Sergey’s career was destined to get better and better. He was offered another job with a much better salary and benefits, at a much larger bank than Gray. He and Vica decided that after he had worked there for a full year, they would be able to afford for Vica to quit her job and go to graduate school.
The problem was that Sergey’s new boss proved to be insane. “He looks like a demented squirrel,” Sergey complained to Vadik and Regina, making them laugh. “He does!” he insisted. “He has these rodent teeth and vacant little eyes.” Vica failed to appreciate this comparison. She really hated Sergey’s being so negative about his boss. It wouldn’t help him succeed, she said. But it was hard not to be negative. The guy kept piling the most boring, humiliating work on Sergey and making him the office scapegoat. The worst was his patronizing contempt. If Sergey asked him to clarify this or that, he would stare at him with his beady black eyes for ten seconds or so and say, “Didn’t they teach you that at business school?” And if he had to ask Sergey a question, he would pretend that he couldn’t understand the answer because of Sergey’s English. “Excuse me?” he would say, or “Say that again,” or just shake his head.
“Sergey demonstrates fine professional expertise, but he could use some improvement in his verbal skills,” he wrote in an evaluation.
“What if he really doesn’t understand you?” Vica asked. “Your English is not that great.” Well, yes, Sergey knew that his English was far from perfect, but he strongly believed that his brilliance and wit should compensate for that. Sergey loved to watch interviews with European luminaries on PBS. They too spoke with strong accents and made occasional grammatical mistakes, but these imperfections weren’t seen as a handicap, but rather as a sign of superiority. They spoke the English of European intellectuals. And they sounded just like Sergey. Sergey got really mad when Vica burst out laughing when he shared that sentiment with her. That was when they had their first really big fight. Vica refused to understand why Sergey had to quit that job. “I hate my job too, so what?” she said.
“I’ll find a new job in no time,” Sergey told her. And he did. He found a new job within two weeks. The salary was almost as good as his last job, but the workload was lighter, and the boss was a nice, really nice, man. Kind of pale and sickly looking with these dark circles under his eyes, but nice. When, after two months, the decision was made to let Sergey go, his boss actually bothered to explain his reasons. It was not Sergey’s fault, this was just a wave of layoffs. It happened. “Yeah, right,” Vica said, when Sergey repeated that to her. She threw the cake he brought to appease her directly into the garbage bin. She kicked his computer bag with her foot. She yelled at Eric to get the hell out and go play outside. Sergey thought she was rather unreasonably angry. He promised to find a new job, a better job, within weeks. He’d done it once, he could do it again. Sergey did find something, but then the financial crisis hit and he lost it almost immediately.
It all went downhill from there. His enthusiasm faltered. His panic grew. His insecurities bloomed. His résumé became stained with longer and longer periods of unemployment. Each of the jobs he managed to find seemed to be a little bit worse than his last one, and the effort required to find them was greater and greater. There were fewer and fewer graduates from good schools among his coworkers, more and more immigrants like him.
“So what is it you do there exactly?” Regina asked when he got the job at Langley Miles. How he hated when people asked him that!
“I perform daily reconciliation of interest rate derivatives positions,” he said to Regina.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Do you really want to know or do you just want to rub it in about how senseless my job is?”
“Sorry,” she said.
No, his job at Langley Miles wasn’t great, and still Sergey wouldn’t have gotten it at all if not for Vadik’s help—Vadik used to work there as a programmer before he accepted Bob’s offer. Vadik had come to the United States years later than Sergey, and now Vadik was helping him. Still, the worst was Vica’s attitude. She reacted to his work problems as if they were entirely his fault, as if he had done something to get fired on purpose, to spite her, to punish her, to make her life harder. Sergey’s body couldn’t handle the relentless disappointment either—he developed gastritis and a host of sexual problems. Vica took the latter as a personal affront.
