THE GREAT MAW

  A Tale of the Ogre Kingdoms

  L J Goulding

  Gentlemen, councillors, and esteemed professors of the Universities of Nuln, we gather here today at the behest of our noble Elector Countess and chancellor herself – the greatest academic minds of our time, alike in dignity and united in purpose. This symposium will deliberate upon the evidence and testimonials to be presented by our speakers, so that we might advise her upon the best course of action in the current plight. I speak, of course, of the depredations of the nomad-brute kingdoms of the east: the transient and ravenous ogres.

  The recent collapse of our long-standing mercenary arrangement with the ‘Bonecruncher’ tribe has resulted in an escalation of hostilities in the eastern provinces. It is said, amongst other ill tidings, that the ogre champion known as Gurthodd now controls the Old Dwarf Road out from Averland, and that his thugs are demanding ever-greater tolls and taxes from the villages thereabouts.

  Under the terms of the old arrangement, many Bonecruncher warriors were under the command of the… rather forthright Baron Helmut von Streissen. Ever known to speak his mind, he was reportedly unenamoured by the prospect of enduring yet another campaign season in the company of the ogre mercenaries. We are still unsure of the exact remark to which Gurthodd took offence, but given that he has threatened – nay, promised – to send word to yet more of his cousins in the Red Fist and Eyebiter tribes for reinforcements, we can assume that the late baron’s conduct on that day constituted a most regrettable breach of diplomacy. That is to say, a fairly major cultural misunderstanding which looks set to precipitate a new war between ogres and men, within the borders of the Empire itself.

  It falls to us, my wise and learned friends, to decide if an agreeable accord can be reached before we arrive at that point. As ever, those less enlightened souls within the military would cite the glory of Sigmar and grind our already overstretched armies against whatever forces the ogres might bring to bear against us.

  We shall hear testimony from some of the baron’s camp officials in due course, but it seems most prudent that we examine our own understanding of the ogres’ culture and traditions if we are to pass judgement upon the words and actions of the man himself, may Morr keep his good soul!

  As you are all doubtless aware, the ogres maintain no written history, no scrolls or archives that we might consult in pursuit of such knowledge. Rather, theirs is an oral tradition – and I hesitate to use the word ‘rich’ – whereby the cultural legacy is passed down from generation to generation in gruff fireside tales, or by their brutish shamans over the near-constant ritual feasting in which the tribes indulge.

  In fact, the only known document relating to the genesis of the ogre race is the infamous and highly suspect treatise Saga of the World-mouth, by the travelling Marienburg trader Yohan the Honest. Supposedly derived from his own translation of the pictographs he claims to have found daubed in caves high above the Vale of Woe, this narrow and thoroughly subjective view has nonetheless formed the basis of our understanding for centuries.

  Now, some of you may have heard the name of Anya Nitikin, and…

  No. No sir, and I would thank you not to take that tone with me. True enough, she is a daughter of the northern lands, yet her academic work is of outstanding quality – enough to gain tenure at your vaunted Ochsenbrücke College, I might add! I have been engaged in correspondence with her for almost a decade, and at my request she has sent me her own notes upon the subject of the ogres’ bleak and apocalyptic creed. It was some years ago that she travelled east in a great caravan attended by mercenary guards, many of them ogres; being fluent in their tongue, during the journey she was able to learn a great deal about their oldest customs and traditions.

  If I may, I should like to read her drafted account to you all now, as I believe it throws astonishing new light upon the whole matter and may prove invaluable in our deliberations still to come.

  She has named it, simply, The Children of the Maw.

  The ogres were not always as they are now. It may come as a surprise to many that they were once a comparatively civil and prosperous race. In an age almost lost to legend, they dwelt as nomads upon the fertile plains in the east and traded peaceably with their neighbours for thousands of years. In exchange for the secrets of fire and animal husbandry, the most gregarious ogre-kin pledged their loyalties to the Celestial Dragon Emperor of Cathay and fought many wars on his behalf, and their fearsome reputation spread far across the land.

  One of the greatest ogre-kin warleaders was Rothyogg, chieftain of the Lass’ar. His warriors were fierce and brutal, and unrivalled upon the field of battle. Rothyogg had inherited leadership of the tribe from his father, and he from his father, and he from of old. It was naturally assumed that when the chieftain’s fighting days were over, his firstborn son, Groth, would don the mantle and lead the Lass’ar to further glories. From the day he was whelped, he seemed destined for greatness.

  This was not to be. At least, not in the way anyone had expected.

  As he grew, Groth had become an oddity among the tribes. Some said that he had listened to the cryptic riddles of the Dragon Emperor’s fighting monks, and others that he had simply stared for too long into the campfire. Nonetheless, his words were strange and unsettling to his father’s warriors, and he spoke often. Though too dull-witted to adopt even the most simple cuneiform, he knew every one of the old tales by heart – the parables of Li and Tsang and the grim prophecies of the Tengu were known to be among his favourites. As he grew, he showed little interest in the practicalities of war and tribal politics, but took instead to trying to educate his less philosophically-minded kin in the wisdom of the ancients.

  The Emperor’s paymasters, who were always to be found in the mercenary trains, joked that Groth was an ogre who had dreamed that he was a man. Rothyogg was enraged by this perceived insult, but in despair he left his wayward son to his fanciful storytelling.

  Over time, other youths had begun to compete for the chieftain’s attention, keen to prove themselves to him in battle and claim presumptive leadership of the tribe. Groth remained distant, lacking the brawn or prowess to meet the frequent challenges that they would bellow at him, only half in jest. It was not until the end of that last, fateful summer that his true strength was to be revealed.

  Rothyogg’s mercenary band marched back from the far north – the War of the Bitter Lotus had been hard-fought, and the Lass’ar were weary yet victorious. They had crushed the enemies of their wealthy master, and Rothyogg now dreamed of gold and swiving; of a summer spent and a winter earned.

  But the land was parched. The rice-fields were dry, and the yak herds had moved on in search of better grazing. With their rations dwindling on the long, hot march, the ogres took what they could from the peasants that they passed, citing the glory of the Grand Imperial Army and claiming the spoils of war even out on the peaceful steppes.

  When finally they came upon their old encampment, no cook-fires burned and the corrals were empty – not a single man, ogre or beast remained, save for the rangy form of Groth who stood wrapped in a tattered Cathayan robe against the dusty wind. He watched the returning warriors as they stomped down the hillside, their anger rising at the realisation that the Emperor’s armourers and paymasters had abandoned them. Rothyogg gritted his teeth, knowing that his son was somehow to blame.

  Groth would not speak with his father’s lieutenants when they seized him. He would not be drawn or baited by their questions as to what had happened. He would only look on ruefully as they tore down the ragged tents and grubbed around in the dirt looking for the gold that they were owed.

  The old chieftain settled himself on an overturned cart and unslung his mighty bronze battle mace, planting it in the dry earth and resting his hands upon its head. He fixed Groth with a weary glare.

  ‘Come, young pup, and speak. Tell all who will hear your foolishness the reason that we stand here empty-handed, though we be the heroes of an empire.’

  Still Groth did not speak.

  The other warriors clamoured on all sides. They edged forwards, yearning to give voice to their anger, but none wishing to be the first to speak against the flesh and blood of their chieftain. Rothyogg gestured around to them.

  ‘Such fine and loyal ogres as these,’ he growled, ‘will you not tell them why they must now return to the tribe after months of campaigning, with nothing to show for it? The great Xen Huong himself bought our loyalty for his wars, but you send his chubby treasurers away and wipe the tally clean before we can collect?’

  The chieftain narrowed his eyes.

  ‘By what right, young pup? By what right do you speak for the tribe?’

  When Groth finally spoke his voice was low and timid, and Rothyogg strained to hear the words.

  ‘Speak up!’ he bellowed. ‘My ears still ring from the din of battle.’

  Groth repeated himself. ‘I did not send them away. They left because they fear us.’

  Rothyogg snorted. ‘Aye, they’d do well to – we’re the biggest ogres of the plains! We’ll crack their skulls if they don’t pay up!’

  Several of his mercenary champions chuckled and slapped one another on the back, pleased at their own reputation. One young bull with a thick mane of hair stepped forwards and beat a fist upon his open palm, leading the rest in their favourite war chant.

  ‘Lass’ari! Lass’ari! Dobi en y’tari!’

  The Lass’ar! The Lass’ar! The biggest and the strongest!

  Of all those gathered in the camp, only Groth remained impassive. Rothyogg roared with laughter, standing to grasp the chanting bull by the arm.

  ‘Why can’t you be more like Gilmog, eh young pup? He’ll be a bloody warleader one day. Men and ogre-kin alike will tremble at the mention–’

  ‘Will he feast on the children of men, too?’

  Groth’s words brought utter silence to them all. The wind whipped at loose tent flaps, suddenly seeming much louder than they had mere moments earlier.

  Old Rothyogg turned slowly to face his son, with his mace in hand and pure thunder in his eyes.

  ‘What did you say?’

  Those standing closest to Groth began to edge away, nervous glances cast back and forth. Pulling the tattered robe up around his shoulders, he stood his ground.

  ‘Word reaches the Dragon Emperor of your warriors’ depraved appetites, father. You bring doom upon us all.’

  Rothyogg trudged forwards, with a look of almost deranged incredulity on his face.

  ‘You accuse me… of…’

  ‘I accuse you of nothing,’ said Groth. ‘But they say the Emperor is convinced, and his retribution will be swift.’

  He swept his arms wide and gestured up into the great blue sky. A handful of the mercenaries squinted and tried to follow his direction.

  ‘Soon after you left for war, I had a vision. In the dead of night the moons blinked – just once – and in that moment a new god was born. He came down from the sky and found nothing but greed in the heart of the tribes. And so he gifted the world with a mouth of its own, so that it might drink the seas and devour the land.’

  Rothyogg’s step faltered, his eyes widening at Groth’s words. The bronze mace fell from his grip, and he clawed at his chest with numb fingers. Gilmog and a few others rushed forwards to aid him.

  ‘More… of your madness… young pup…’ he wheezed, his face pale. ‘I should have drowned you in the herd trough… the day you were born…’

  Groth slowly lowered his finger, pointing accusingly at the stricken chieftain.

  ‘Aye, perhaps that would have been better for you. Have you not seen the new star that burns in the heavens? Every night it has grown brighter. It is a bad omen – a bad omen indeed.’

  With that, he turned and strode away, his father’s warriors stepping aside with only a few gruff murmurs of disbelief. Was it mere coincidence, or had young Groth struck down the mightiest warleader of the ogre-kin with one simple gesture?

  ‘I will have no part of this, or what is yet to come.’ His voice seemed to carry even against the wind, as though his words needed to be heard by all. ‘This is the beginning of the end, father – you will see. The new god is almost here.’

  Groth’s words were borne out, of course. Fraulein Nitikin writes at great length of the legendary cataclysm that ended the civilisation of the ogre-kin, though for the sake of expediency I shall spare you all the full reading at this time. Whether we choose to believe that the astromancers of the Cathayan Emperor were truly responsible, or if it was merely the result of some capricious whim of the Ruinous Powers, it cannot be denied that the devastation that followed would wound the very fabric of the world itself.

  All of the ogre tribes across the plains had watched as Groth’s new star grew larger, until finally it outshone even the sun in broad daylight. Though Rothyogg’s wayward heir had disappeared into the hinterlands beyond, rumours of his prophecy began to spread like wildfire in those final days.

  The flash of the meteoric impact was said to have lit up the mountains beyond the easternmost dwarf holds, and the tremors that wracked the earth were noted in the historical writings of Ulthuan. Even for the most long-lived of races, to have witnessed such a thing must surely have been to believe that the world was indeed at an end, for how could the land survive when the heavens had decided to vent their fury upon it?

  Firestorms lashed the plains. The grasslands burned, herd-beasts were incinerated, and countless thousands died in the first rolling wave of destruction.

  Then the rain of fire – a million times a million blazing chunks of bedrock, each a miniature of the great meteorite, hurled into the skies by its coming. What little had survived the first wave was obliterated in the second.

  Finally came the long, creeping death. Far beyond the reach of the firestorms billowed an unnatural cloud of dust; a slow, poisoned haze that hung over the ashen landscape like a funeral shroud. Even to the hardy constitution of the ogre-kin, to breathe it was to succumb to terrible sickness and no prospect but a withering, choking demise. In time, the haze grew so thick that it blotted out the midday sun and left the land in perpetual murky twilight.

  So it came to be that the survivors of this great cataclysm began to envy the dead.

  The ogres as we know them today are a people defined by their hunger – they know naught but the desire to gorge themselves and silence the rumbling in their bellies. They take and take, and give nothing back to the world. If one were to believe that the stories were true, then the Celestial Dragon Emperor’s vengeance upon the murderous ogre-kin was fulfilled a thousand times over with the arrival of the comet. In the weeks and months that followed, the ogres first learned what true hunger was.

  No livestock or crops had survived the devastation. In the chill, dust-choked wastelands that the plains had become, ragged survivors of the tribes emerged from out of the acidic sandstorms, roaming the ruin of their homelands in search of food. They clawed up the blasted remains of dead trees looking for softer roots to devour, and swatted blowflies and midges from the air and licked their sore palms clean afterwards. After that, in desperation they turned to their own belts and sandals, chewing over the stale leather for many hours until they could bear to swallow it.

  Their maddening hunger grew, and soon enough the emaciated ogres began to eye one another warily. Whenever one of their number fell to starvation out on the plains, the body did not lie untouched for long.

  The Lass’ar themselves fared poorly in those days.

  Gilmog had beaten down his rivals for leadership of the tribe following the eventual passing of old Rothyogg. Along with fewer than a dozen of his bull mercenaries, he led the survivors westwards away from the heart of the storms, though their direction soon faltered in the blinding haze and none could any longer be sure of the path they trod. As the sickness took them, their teeth came loose and their hair fell out in clumps. Many Lass’ar simply vanished into the murk, vacantly and wordlessly trudging away from the group, never to be seen again. Gilmog and his cronies never seemed to feel the aching hunger quite so keenly as the rest, though, or so it seemed...

  Eventually they came upon a dismal, rubble-strewn gap in the hills and found that they stood at the feet of the great western mountains that had once bordered their lands.

  ‘Let us carry on,’ the frail ogres cried out. ‘Let us climb the slopes and ascend into the heavens.’

  Gilmog snarled and ground his teeth, his patience wearing thinner with each day.

  ‘Fools!’ he growled from behind his ragged mask of sackcloth. ‘We are not dead! We have no place in the sky! Curse that old shaman Molthagg for putting this idea into your heads.’

  The tribe sobbed and floundered onwards, falling to their knees on the scree-slopes or simply collapsing where they stood. Even though the wind was fresher in the bare valley, the foul-smelling stream that tumbled lazily over the rocks offered them no succour.

  Wearily trailing Rothyogg’s battered old mace on the ground behind him, Gilmog felt his own strength ebbing away as they climbed. Finally he too sank to the ground, and his bulls were practically overcome with relief that they needed go no farther that day.

  On the edge of delirium, the chieftain rolled onto his back, dragging in lungfuls of the sour air. ‘We are not dead,’ he muttered to no one in particular. ‘We are strong – we are the strongest. We can eat the mountains themselves…’

  With trembling fingers, he scooped up handfuls of pebbles and stuffed them into his mouth, swallowing in a series of dry gulps. The others looked on, a mix of disgust and bewilderment upon their exhausted faces. Some, the most desperate or those keenest to win Gilmog’s favour, followed his example. Though the stones weighed heavily in their guts, they took the edge off their hunger pains and allowed them to settle into a fitful sleep.

 

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