KYLE HUMPHREY and GRAYDON SHEPPARD

  We dedicate this book to our mothers, sisters,

  grandmothers, aunts, and nieces.

  CONTENTS

  FRIENDS & FASHION

  FROM STRANGER TO EX

  BODY ISSUES

  SMALL TALK AT THE PARTY

  EMOTIONS & INSECURITIES

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  ABOUT THE AUTHORS

  Photographer

  Daniel Ehrenworth

  www.dephoto.org

  Photographer’s Assistants

  Joseph Devitt Tremblay

  Matthew Tammaro

  John Packman

  Makeup & Hair

  Robert Weir

  Makeup Assistants

  Meaghan Bell Gregory

  Kelley Cloney

  Wardrobe

  Corrina Allen

  Art Direction, Prop Styling & Graphic Design

  Kyle Humphrey

  Graydon Sheppard

  Kyle would like to thank:

  Madison, Mom, Dad, Gummy, Gumpy,

  Grandma Marge and Grandpa Helge

  Graydon would like to thank:

  Gramma, Mom, Dad, John, Andrew and Cindy,

  Kristen and Robert, Laura and Scott,

  Maeve, Lila, Will and Cole

  We would like to thank:

  Deb Brody,

  Simon Green, Emma Thaler, and the CAA team,

  Shara Alexander, Jessica Rosenberg, Maria Ribas,

  Sandra Valentine, Natasa Hatsios, Gigi Lau, Margie Miller,

  Amy Jones, Debbie Soares, Nicki Kommit, Larissa Walker,

  Arina Kharlamova, Reka Rubin, Christine Tsai,

  Donna Hayes, Loriana Sacilotto, Craig Swinwood,

  Brent Lewis, Alex Osuszek, and the Harlequin team,

  Michael Lasker, Brent Lilley, Justin Letter,

  Ryan Pastorek, Gregg Gellman,

  Kirsten Nichols, Pamela Hamilton,

  Sioban Quigley, Beaux Lewis-Quigley,

  Margot Arakelian, Charlotte Glynn,

  Christian Buer, David Chang, Ann Cockfield,

  Juliette Lewis, Stacy London, Abby Elliott,

  Ali Adler, Michael Ian Black, Jiffy Wild

  About the Authors

  Kyle Humphrey is a graphic designer, visual artist, and writer.

  Graydon Sheppard is a writer, director, and the star of Shit Girls Say.

  Kyle and Graydon are the co-creators of Shit Girls Say, which started as a Twitter account in 2011 and evolved into a viral YouTube sensation later that year. The videos have garnered over 30 million views.

  www.kyledavidlarsenhumphrey.com

  www.graydonsheppard.com

  www.ShitGirlsSay.com

  SH*T GIRLS SAY

  ISBN: 978-1-4592-4999-8

  © 2012 by Kyle Humphrey and Graydon Sheppard

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