Super Soccer Freak Show

Super Soccer Freak Show

Kirk Scroggs

Kirk Scroggs

THRILLS! CHILLS! CRAZY COYOTE-WEREWOLF PEOPLE! WHAT MORE COULD A KID WANT? Welcome to the extremely abnormal, weird and wacky, utterly absurd world of WILEY & GRAMPA'S CREATURE FEATURES, a hoot-out-loud early reader series.In the fourth book in the series, hapless, goofy Grampa and his grandson Wiley are in for another zany adventure: The Gingham County Cracklins--the Texas' 100th ranked soccer team (on a scale of 1-50)--face the Carpathian Coyotes, the number one elementary soccer team in the nation, infamous for their monstrous abilities During the highlight of the game, Grampa's bitten by their mascot in a full-fledged brawl. Suddenly, Grampa's growing fangs and howling at the full moon--he's transformed into a were-yote (half man, half coyote)--and escapes into the night! Can Merle's keen sense of smell help Wiley track down the elusive half beast/half old guy? Will Grampa get his revenge on the mangy mascot? Only Dr. Hans Lotion knows how to reverse Grampa's ...
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Hair Ball from Outer Space

Hair Ball from Outer Space

Kirk Scroggs

Kirk Scroggs

This kooky, creature-crammed romp for early readers keeps the pages turning with pictures--and laughs--on every page. In HAIRBALL FROM OUTER SPACE!, could Gramma really be brainwashed by aliens who want to take over the planet with fast food joints--serving dishes made from the good people of Gingham County? Wiley and Grampa, to the rescue!
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Bigfoot Backpacking Bonanza

Bigfoot Backpacking Bonanza

Kirk Scroggs

Kirk Scroggs

This kooky, creature-crammed romp for early readers keeps the pages turning with pictures--and laughs--on every page. Prepare to rough it on a trip that will have you shivering in your hiking boots! In BIGFOOT BACKPACKING BONANZA, Wiley and his friend Jubal are rejected from the Spudscouts and decide to tackle the great outdoors on a crazy camping adventure of their own.
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Night of the Living Eggnog

Night of the Living Eggnog

Kirk Scroggs

Kirk Scroggs

This wonderfully weird and wacky early reader series delivers laugh-a-page humor that is perfect for reluctant readers. In the seventh hysterical tale, a carton of rancid eggnog bubbles to life, devouring unfortunate citizens and plastic reindeer on the lawns of Gingham County. With the power to morph into the shape of people, the eggy menace seems unstoppable, withstanding spitballs and even a group of relentless Christmas carolers. Will Wiley and Grampa, with the help of Roberto Claus--the fruitcake-wielding owner of Santa's Happytown Shanty Village--save the day, or will the killer eggnog leave a trail of chaos and nutmeg in its slippery path?
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Monster Fish Frenzy

Monster Fish Frenzy

Kirk Scroggs

Kirk Scroggs

In the third book in the series, hapless, goofy Grampa and his grandson Wiley are in for another zany adventure: They're out to capture Moby Fizz, the biggest, bloated, most deformed bass the world has ever known--dead, alive or deep-fried. Readers be warned: You're about to see prehistoric fish the size of a small town, you'll witness a terrifying pirhana attack, and you'll even see Grampa wearing nothing but a grass skirt. That's right, it ain't pretty. And it ain't easy plunging the depths of Lake Putrid to capture a whale--at least not without the help of Gramma and the reunited Gingham County Ladies water skiiing team, and Paco, Grampa's prized pet goldfish.
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Curse of the Kitty Litter

Curse of the Kitty Litter

Kirk Scroggs

Kirk Scroggs

This wonderfully weird and wacky early reader series is perfect for reluctant readers. In the ninth hysterical tale, Wiley & Grampa are bound find themselves in yet another bone-chilling adventure. These two are sure to get into mischief as they encounter the ghoulish side of Ginham County.You're in for another kooky classic as Wiley & Grampa step in to save the day!
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Jurassic Grampa

Jurassic Grampa

Kirk Scroggs

Kirk Scroggs

Some fossilized dino dooky made its way into the pet food supply, and all of the Gingham County critters who ate it have reverted back to their ancient selves. Merle's a sabre-toothed kitty, Paco the goldfish is now a dangerous Megalodon, Wiley's new pet lizard, Lupe, has become a snarling T-rex, and poor Nate Farkles, the town vet, is up to his ears in dinosaurs. If only Grampa hadn't mistaken a doggy biscuit for a gingerbread cookie, he and Wiley might've had a chance of taming the deadly dinos. But it's never over 'til it's over with this hilarious duo--Grampa may be ancient, but he's agile!
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