Sylvester, or The Wicked Uncle, page 24
“But not ready to stop the publication of this sad coincidence.”
“I couldn’t do so! They would not even let me alter it! the book was already bound, Duke! When I reached London it was the first thing I did. I went immediately to the publishers—indeed, indeed, I did!
“And, of course, it never occurred to you that if I were warned I might prove more successful than you in arresting publication,” he said affably.
“No. Could you have done so?” she asked wonderingly.
“Oh, that is much better!” he approved, his eyes glinting down at her. “That innocent stare is excellent: you should cultivate it!”
She flushed vividly. “Please say no more! Not here—not now! I can’t answer you. It was wrong of me—inexcusable! I—I bitterly regret it!”
“Why, yes, I imagine you might well! How many people have cut you tonight?”
“Not for that reason!” she answered hotly. “You know I didn’t mean that! Do you think I am not fully sensible of your kindness, when you found us—Tom and me—and did so much for us?”
“Oh, don’t give that a thought!” he replied. “What a stupid thing to say!—you didn’t, of course.”
She winced. “Oh, stop, stop! I never meant to do you an injury! I might as easily have made you the model for my hero!”
“Ought I to be grateful? Is it beyond your comprehension that to discover myself figuring in a novel—and, if you will forgive me, such a novel!—in any guise is an experience I find nauseating? You might have endowed me with every virtue imaginable, but I should still have considered it a piece of intolerable impertinence!”
She was beginning to feel as physically sick as she had so often felt when rated by her stepmother. “Take me back to my grandmother!” she begged. “I don’t know why you asked me to dance with you! Could you not have chosen another occasion to say what you wished to me?”
“Easily, but why should I? I shall restore you to Lady Ingham when the music ceases: not before! You are ungrateful, Sparrow: you shouldn’t be, you know!”
“Don’t call me that!” she said sharply, stung by his tone.
“No, it doesn’t suit you,” he agreed. “What will you have me call you? Jay?”
“Let me go! You may ignore me—you need not insult me!”
His clasp on her hand tightened unkindly. “You may be thankful I haven’t ignored you. Do you know what would have happened had I done so? Do you know how many pairs of eyes were watching to see just what I should do? I asked you to dance because if I had not, every suspicion that you are indeed the author of that book would have been confirmed, and you would have found yourself, by tomorrow, a social outcast. You would have been well-served, and I own I was strongly tempted. But I should think myself as contemptible as your villainous Count if I stooped to such a paltry revenge! You may be sure of my support, Miss Marlow. What I may choose to say to you you will have to learn to accept with a good grace. I’ll call in Green Street tomorrow to take you driving in the Park: that ought to convince the doubters!”
It was too much. She wrenched herself out of his hold, heedless alike of her surroundings and the consequences, and hurried off the floor to her grandmother’s side, so blinded by the tears she was unable to keep back that she blundered into several couples, and did not see how everyone was staring, first at her, and then at Sylvester, left ridiculously alone in the middle of the ballroom floor, his face white with fury.
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Lady Ingham was indisposed; Sir Henry Halford had said that on no account must her ladyship be agitated; her ladyship was not receiving visitors today. Miss Marlow was indisposed too and was laid down on the sofa in the Small Parlour; Miss Marlow was not receiving visitors today.
These melancholy tidings, delivered by Horwich in a voice of sepulchral gloom, daunted one of the two callers standing on the steps of the house in Green Street, but left the other unmoved. “Her ladyship will receive me,” said Mrs. Newbury briskly. “Very proper of you to warn me, however, Horwich! I shall take care not to agitate her.”
“I could not take it on myself to answer for her ladyship, madam. I will inquire.”
“Quite unnecessary! Is her ladyship in her dressing-room? I will go up, then.”
Emboldened by the success achieved by this bright-eyed lady the second caller said firmly: “Miss Marlow will receive me! Be so good as to take my card up to her!”
Mrs. Newbury ran up the stairs, and having tapped on the dressing-room door peeped in, saying softly: “Dear Lady Ingham, may I come in? I am persuaded you won’t be vexed with me—say you are not!”
The blinds had been drawn halfway across the two windows; a strong aroma of aromatic vinegar pervaded the air; and a gaunt figure advanced, hissing that her ladyship must not be disturbed.
“Is that you, Georgiana?” faintly demanded the Dowager from the sofa. “I am too unwell to see anyone, but I suppose you mean to come in whatever I say. No one cares how soon I am driven into my grave! Set a chair for Mrs. Newbury, Muker, and go away!”
The grim handmaid disapprovingly obeyed this order; and Georgiana, her eyes becoming accustomed to the gloom, trod over to the sofa, and sat down by it, saying coaxingly: “I have not come to tease you, ma’am—only to help you, if I can!”
“No one can help me,” said the sufferer, with awful resignation. “I need not ask if it is all over town!”
“Well, I should think it would be,” said Georgiana candidly. “Charlotte Retford came to see me this morning, and I must own she said that people are talking. She described to me what happened last night, and—oh, I thought I must come to see you, because even if Phoebe did write that book I can’t but like her still, and, whatever Lion may say about not meddling, if I can help her I will!”
“I imagine no one can now doubt that she wrote it,” said the Dowager. “When I think of all I did for her last night, even convincing Sally Jersey that the whole thing was a hum, set about by that pea-goose, Ianthe Rayne—Where are my salts?”
“Why did she write it, ma’am?” asked Georgiana. “One would say she must detest Sylvester, but that she doesn’t!”
The Dowager, between sniffs at her vinaigrette, enlightened her. After that she took a sip of hartshorn and water, and lay back with closed eyes. Mrs. Newbury sat wrapped in meditation for a few minutes, but presently said: “I shouldn’t think that Sylvester will betray her, whatever she may have said to him.”
“She betrayed herself! Leaving him in the middle of the floor as she did! I did my best, Georgiana, but what was the use of saying she was faint when there was Sylvester, looking like a devil? I will never forgive him, never! To overset her there! Heaven knows I don’t excuse the child, but what he did was wicked! And I can’t even take comfort from the reflection that she made a laughing-stock of him, because she ruined herself in doing it!” said the Dowager.
“He must have been very angry,” said Georgiana, frowning. “Too angry to consider what might be the consequence of dashing her down in public. For it was not at all like him, you know, ma’am. Nothing disgusts him more than a want of conduct! I wonder if Lion was right after all?”
“Very unlikely!” snapped the Dowager.
“Well, that’s what I thought,” agreed the Major’s fond spouse. “He said it was a case between them. In fact, he laid me a bet, because I wouldn’t allow it to be so. I know just how Sylvester behaves when he starts one of his á suivie flirtations, and it was not at all like that. Can it be that he had formed a serious attachment?”
The Dowager blew her nose. “I thought it as good as settled!” she disclosed. “The wish of my heart, Georgie! Everything in such excellent train, and all shattered at a blow! Dare I suppose that his affections will reanimate towards her? No! They will not!”
Georgiana, with the sapient Lion’s comments in mind, was glad that Lady Ingham had supplied the answer to her own question. “Dished!” had said the Major. “Pity! Nice little gal, I thought. Won’t pop the question to her now, of course. Couldn’t have found a surer way to drive him off than by making him ridiculous.”
“What to do I don’t know!” said the Dowager. “It is of no use to tell me she should brave it out: she ain’t the sort of girl who could carry it off. Besides, she’ll be refused vouchers for Almack’s. I shan’t even try for them: nothing would delight that odious Burrell creature more than to be able to give me a set-down!”
“No, that won’t do,” said Georgiana. “I have a better scheme, ma’am: that’s why I came! Take her to Paris!”
“Take her to Paris?” repeated the Dowager.
“Yes, ma’am, to Paris!” said Georgiana. “Do but consider! Phoebe can’t remain mewed up within doors, and to send her home would be worse than anything, because it would be to abandon every hope of re-establishing her presently. Paris would be the very thing! Everyone knows that you have had some thought of removing there. Why, I heard you talking of it myself, to Lady Sefton!”
“Everyone may know it, but everyone would also know why I had gone there.”
“That can’t be helped, dear ma’am. At least they will know that you have not cast Phoebe off. And you know how quickly the most shocking scandals are forgotten!”
“This one won’t be.”
“Yes, it will. I promise you I shall be busy while you are away, and you know that no one can be more valuable than I in this affair, because I am Sylvester’s cousin, and what I say of him will be believed rather than what Ianthe says. I shall set it about that that scene last night was the outcome of a quarrel which began before Sylvester went away to Chance, and had nothing to do with The Lost Heir. I shall say that that was why he went to Chance: what could be more likely? And,” said Georgiana, in a voice of profound wisdom, “I shall tell it all in the strictest confidence! To one person, or perhaps two, just to make sure of the story’s spreading.”
There was a short silence. The Dowager broke it. “Pull the blinds back!” she commanded. “What does Muker mean by leaving us to sit in the dark, stupid woman? You’re a flighty, ramshackle creature, Georgie, but one thing I’ll allow! You have a good heart! But will anyone believe Phoebe didn’t write that book?”
“They must be made to, even if I have to say I too know who is the real author! If Sylvester had taken it in good part—made a joke of it, as though he didn’t care a button, and had been in the secret the whole time—it wouldn’t have signified a scrap, because he was the only person unkindly used in the book, and if he hadn’t taken it in snuff all the others whom Phoebe dug her quill into must have followed his example.”
“Don’t talk to me of Sylvester!” said the Dowager, with loathing. “If I hadn’t set my heart on his marrying Phoebe I should be in transports over her book! For she hit him off to the life, Georgie! If he ain’t smarting still I don’t know him! Oh, drat the boy! He might have spared a thought for me before he provoked my granddaughter to enact a Cheltenham tragedy in the middle of a ballroom!”
Perceiving that slow, unaccustomed tears were trickling down her ladyship’s cheeks, Georgiana overcame a desire to retort in defence of Sylvester, and made haste to soothe her, and to turn her thoughts towards Paris.
“Yes, but it’s useless to think of it,” said the Dowager, dabbing at her eyes. “I cannot go without some gentleman to escort me! Poor Ingham would turn in his grave! Don’t talk to me of couriers! I won’t have strangers about me. And I am a wretched traveller, always seasick, and as for depending on Muker, she, you may lay your life, will be in the sullens, because she don’t want to go to France!”
Georgiana was rather daunted by this. After having her suggestion that the present Lord Ingham might escort his parent spurned she was at a loss, and could only say that it seemed a pity if the scheme must fail after all.
“Of course it is a pity!” said the Dowager irascibly. “But with my constitution it would be madness for me to attempt the journey without support! Sir Henry wouldn’t hear of it! If Phoebe had a brother—” She broke off, and startled Georgiana by exclaiming: “Young Orde!”
“I beg your pardon, ma’am?”
The Dowager sat up with surprising energy. “The very person! I will write at once to Mr. Orde! Where are they putting up? Reddish’s! Georgie, my love, the ink, my pen, paper, wafers! In that desk! No! I will get up! Here, take all this away, child!”
“But who is he?” asked Georgiana, receiving from the Dowager a fan, a vinaigrette, a bottle of eau-de-Cologne, another of sal volatile, and three clean handkerchiefs.
“He’s as good as a brother. Phoebe’s known him all her life!” replied the Dowager, beginning to divest herself of various scarves, shawls, and rugs. “A very pretty-behaved boy! Wants town-polish, but most gentlemanly!”
Georgiana put up her brows. “A fresh-faced young man, with a shy smile? Does he walk with a limp?”
“Yes, that’s he. Just give me your hand—or no! Where has Muker put my slippers?”
“Then I fancy he is with Phoebe at this very moment,” said Georgiana. “We met on the doorstep: I wondered who it could be!”
The Dowager sank back again. “Why didn’t you tell me so before?” she demanded. “Ring the bell, Georgie! I’ll have him up here at once!”
Georgiana obeyed, but said, as she did so: “To be sure, ma’am—if you think it right to take him?”
“Right? Why shouldn’t it be? It will do him good to see something of the world! Oh, are you thinking they might fall in love? No fear of that, I assure you—though why I should say fear I don’t know,” added her ladyship bitterly. “After last night I should be thankful to see her married to anyone!”
Tom, entering the dressing-room a few minutes later, was looking grave. He cast an awed glance at the battery of medicines and restoratives set out on the table beside the Dowager’s sofa, but was relieved to hear himself hailed in robust accents. When asked abruptly, however, if he would escort her ladyship and Miss Marlow to Paris he looked to be more appalled than pleased; and although, when the inducement of a week in Paris as her ladyship’s guest was held out to him, he stammered that he was much obliged, it was plain that this was a mere expression of civility.
“Let me tell you, Tom, that foreign travel is a necessary part of every young man’s education!” said the Dowager severely.
“Yes, ma’am,” said Tom. He added more hopefully: “Only I daresay my father would not wish me to go!”
“Nonsense! Your father is a sensible man, and he told me he thought it time you got a little town bronze. Depend upon it, he can very well spare you for a week or two. I shall write him a letter, and you may take it to him. Now, boy, don’t be tiresome! If you don’t care to go on your own account you may do so on Phoebe’s.”
The matter being put thus to him Tom said that of course he was ready to do anything for Phoebe. Then he thought that this was not quite polite, so he added, blushing to the roots of his hair, that it was excessively kind of her la’ship, he was persuaded he would enjoy himself excessively, and his father would be excessively obliged to her. Only perhaps he ought to mention that he knew very little French, and had not before been out of England.
These trifling objections waved aside, the Dowager explained why she was so suddenly leaving London. She asked him if Phoebe had told him of the previous night’s happenings. That brought the grave look back into his face. He said: “Yes, she has, ma’am. It’s the very deuce of a business, I know, and I don’t mean to say that it wasn’t wrong of her to have written all that stuff about Salford, but it was just as wrong of him to have given her a trimming in public! I—I call it a dashed ungentlemanly thing to have done, because he must have meant to sink her to the ground! What’s more, I wouldn’t have thought it of him! I thought he was a first rate sort of a man—a regular Trojan! Oh lord, if only she had told him! I had meant to have visited him, too! I shan’t now, of course, for whatever she did I’m on Phoebe’s side, and so I should tell him!”
“No, I shouldn’t visit him just yet,” said Georgiana, regarding him with warm approval. “He is a Trojan, but I am afraid he may be in a black rage. He wouldn’t otherwise have behaved so improperly last night, you know. Poor Phoebe! Is she very much afflicted?”
“Well, she was in the deuce of a way when I came,” replied Tom. “Shaking like a blancmanger! She does, you see, when she’s been overset, but she’s better now, though pretty worn down. The thing is, Lady Ingham, she wants me to take her home!”
“Wants you to take her home?” exclaimed the Dowager. “Impossible! She cannot want that!”
“Yes, but she does,” Tom insisted. “She will have it she has disgraced you as well as herself. And she says she had rather face Lady Marlow than anyone in London, and at all events she won’t have to endure Austerby for long, because as soon as those publisher-fellows hand over the blunt—I mean, as soon as they pay her!—she and Sibby will live together in a cottage somewhere. She means to write another novel immediately, because she has been offered a great deal of money for it already!”
The disclosure of this fell project acted alarmingly on the Dowager. To Tom’s dismay she uttered a moan, and fell back against her cushions with her eyes shut. Resuscitated by smelling-salts waved under her nose, and eau-de-Cologne dabbed on her brow, she regained enough strength to tell Tom to fetch Phoebe to her instantly. Georgiana, catching the doubtful glance he cast at her, picked up her gloves and her reticule, and announced that she would take her leave. “I expect she feels she had rather not meet me, doesn’t she? I perfectly understand, but pray give her my love, Mr. Orde, and assure her that I am still her friend!”
The task of persuading Phoebe to view with anything less than revulsion the prospect of being transported from the fashionable world of London to that of Paris was no easy one. In vain did the Dowager assure her that if some ill-natured gossip should have written the story of her downfall to a friend in Paris it could be denied; in vain did she promise to present her to King Louis; in vain did she describe in the most glowing terms the charm and gaiety of French society: Phoebe shuddered at every treat held out to her. Tom, besought by the Dowager to try what he could achieve, was even less successful. Adopting a bracing note, he told Phoebe that she must shake off her blue devils, and try to come about again.
