Everybody Has Those Thoughts So It Doesn't Mean You're Gay

Everybody Has Those Thoughts So It Doesn't Mean You're Gay

Cristian YoungMiller

Romance / Contemporary / Humor

Jack is a 13 year old boy that has been having confusing thoughts. And after his friends laughed at him for it, it's up to Jack's dad to help Jack to understand; why he's having those thoughts, and to explain to Jack that everybody has those thoughts once in a while.Respectfully Discusses:- Why straight people can have gay thoughts- The Kinsey ScaleBeing teased at school, Chloe was awkward socially, finding it hard to relate to her peers. As an only child of a single mother, she had her share of loneliness. But when her mother buys a fixer upper on a large lot just outside of town, Chloe feels the she is on the cusp of change. Dreaming of another world and a handsome but alien stranger has her questioning who she really is, and what is real....Reviews:"It was easy to get into the storyline and the characters. A recommended short read!" - Nightly Reading Blog"I felt like I discovered a hidden treasure through my Nook. I absolutely loved Weeping Willow." Josie Epping, Josie's Haven Blog
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Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle

Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle

Cristian YoungMiller

Romance / Contemporary / Humor

Warning: Adult Humor. In Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle, the boy fruitheads elicit the help of a internet obsessed talking ferret to get revenge for a humiliating stunt orchestrated by the girl fruitheads. The dreaded Michael Jackson device is enabled.In Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle, the boy fruitheads elicit the help of a internet obsessed talking ferret to get revenge on the girl fruitheads after then try to steal the boys' sources of bravado. The dreaded Michael Jackson device is enabled.Based on characters from the author's Everybody Masturbates book series, Everybody vs The Ferret is a satirical novelette series about how we deal with sex and life in the internet age. In every book, Billy, Jack and their pet ferret battle Candy, Tia and the girls in the cold war being waged over who will rule their school. Comparable to the animated TV show South Park.
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Samurai Zombie Hunter

Samurai Zombie Hunter

Cristian YoungMiller

Romance / Contemporary / Humor

### Product Description The extinction of humanity approaches... Out of the jungles of South America stumbled an infected priest. 10 years later the zombie infection has seeped out of the shadows and gutters and has spread across the globe. Governments crumble as they decide who should live and who must die. Out of this pre-apocalyptic world emerges Donavan Leeds, an ordinary man who dreams of becoming a Samurai. Paralyzed by loneliness after he is mysteriously abandoned by everyone he loves, Van wakes one warm night to find a figure holding a sword at the foot of his bed. Obligated by a profound debt, Van hires out his samurai sword and a river of zombie blood follows. To a desperate world, Van becomes a folk hero; to the secretly infected, he is ‘the beginning of a war’. As humanity’s darkest forces gather on one side and the incurably diseased gather on the other, civilization is on the brink of its bloodiest war. And Van, blinded by love and a secret that could change the course of mankind, must decide who to kill to prevent the zombie apocalypse. * This book is rated ‘WTF’ for its strong language, sexual situations and irreverent humor. 60,000 words.
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