Murder at the Theatre Royale, page 1
Ada Moncrieff
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MURDER AT THE THEATRE ROYALE
Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Acknowledgements
About the Author
Ada Moncrieff is the author of Murder Most Festive. She lives and works in London.
ALSO BY ADA MONCRIEFF
Murder Most Festive
Men’s courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead.
Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
1
The December sky had, for some six days, been spitting sleet at the London streets and spitefully hurling hailstones at those brave – or foolish – enough to be jostling along the pavements in search of the perfect Christmas gift. On this particular day, however, December 22nd, the firmament appeared to have exhausted its ill will towards the denizens of the city. Instead, it was bestowing upon London that most seasonal of offerings: a blindingly pristine blanket of snow. The flakes settled upon the windowpanes of the Daily Chronicle’s offices, within which typewriters trilled and conversations – some hushed, others weary, a great many others deliciously trifling – burbled.
One such conversation was occurring in the office occupied by Editor-in-Chief Martin Halliday, although, regrettably for its participants, the discussion was bereft of trifles and laden with labour. The combatants sat – one slouching in a posture which conveyed the inconvenience of the protracted dialogue, the other perched uncomfortably in a stance designed to project professionalism and composure – on opposing sides of a great mahogany desk. Strewn with a wild disorder of editions old and new and a miscellany of unexplained trinkets (the magnifying glass and the feather had always provoked the most puzzlement), the desk had borne the weight of its fair share of tête-à-têtes between Halliday and disgruntled employees. At this moment, however, it was bearing witness to a conversation whose repercussions would be felt for many years to come.
‘King, it’s nothing personal – Jenkins is just a newspaperman through and through, like a stick of Brighton rock,’ Martin Halliday explained, idly flicking an elastic band in his left hand, swiping some mince pie crumbs from his desk with his right. ‘That hoo-ha with the laundry workers last month – Jenkins had the scoop thanks to his bobby pals. The stiffs who’d popped their clogs in Soho – Jenkins was there, had the nod from the squire at the Three Greyhounds. Not to mention he sniffed out that bad apple in Westminster before you could say, “How’s yer father?” He’s a bloodhound, King, like I said: a newspaperman to his core.’
Daphne King remained silent, eyes fixed on the middle-aged man before her. Arms folded tightly across her blouse, Daphne allowed a flicker of wry amusement to flash across her face. There were a thousand and one things she could have said at that moment, and later she would upbraid herself mercilessly for saying not one of them. Perhaps Martin Halliday would be interested to know that it was her contact within the laundry who had apprised her and Jenkins of the scandal that made headlines some weeks ago. Halliday ought really to be aware that Daphne’s instincts about the Soho murders had sent Jenkins along the path which had led to his front-page splash. Incredulity may be provoked by the knowledge that yes, bravo, Daphne King’s nose for unsavoury vices was in fact behind the Westminster revelation. It was possible, just possible that Martin Halliday, as editor-in-chief of a national newspaper, might thank Daphne for enlightening him about the true nature of his star reporter. Jamie Jenkins, heavy of brow, light of morals, had spent the last six months swooping like a gangling, ill-fed vulture on any lead that Daphne had foolishly, naively, idiotically allowed him access to.
However, instead of regaling her boss with a glorious narrative casting Jenkins as nefarious weasel and she as slighted genius, Daphne sustained her silence. Five years of working for Halliday had provided her with ample evidence that women subsisting on a diet of sour grapes were not popular within the walls – or the pages – of the Daily Chronicle. The office Christmas bash the previous evening had been an exercise in self-restraint for Daphne. The backslapping and the bravado among Jamie Jenkins and his cronies was always hard to stomach, but never more so than when accompanied by tepid mulled wine and cold tongue sandwiches. Daphne had stayed just long enough to hear the nauseatingly self-aggrandising speech delivered by Jenkins (unless she was very much mistaken, he had laboriously compared his endless search for truth and justice to the journey of the humble shepherds seeking out the baby Jesus) before hastily glugging down her wine and catching the bus home. From the appearance of both the office and its occupants this morning, the revels had continued for quite some time after Daphne’s departure.
Eyes unmistakably bloodshot, and a distinct whiff of brandy wafting across the desk with every laboured breath that he took, Halliday had evidently enjoyed the festivities and was now enduring the consequences. Unkempt moustache somewhat droopy, paunch in evidence as he continued to slouch in his chair, he rummaged restlessly through the newspapers on his desk, before alighting on one particular copy, opening it to a double page and flinging it towards Daphne.
‘A newspaper is like a living, breathing animal, King. A tiger, if you will. Like a tiger, all its … bits and bobs serve a purpose,’ Halliday began. Daphne frowned, wondering what route this analogy would take. ‘Now, your news reporters – Jamie and the like – they’re your claws, your teeth. Antagonistic, ruthless. Whereas you, Dear Susan, well, you’re … you’re the lovely, warm … furry tummy. Comforting, reassuring, cosy.’
Halliday’s deftness with metaphors had never been a strength, and this puzzling speech was further evidence of this, if it had been needed. Daphne glanced down at the page he had directed her towards. Page 19, of course: the page dedicated to the Chronicle’s ludicrously popular agony aunt, ‘Dear Susan’. The role that Daphne had found herself inhabiting for far too long now; what had started as a lark had become something of an albatross. Daphne had surprised herself with the talent she had for dispensing wisdom and guiding her readers towards untangling their conundrums – domestic (how does one dissuade ants from nesting in one’s kitchen?), emotional (but what shall I do about Shirley, the new neighbour who keeps inexplicably swapping our milk bottles?), occasionally physical (the bunions still haven’t gone!).
It had been the case of the Gambling Contessa that had started the sea change for Daphne. A year ago, perhaps eighteen months, the letters had started to arrive. The tone of voice stilted, peculiar. Nothing Daphne could put her finger on, but nonetheless an inkling: strange turns of phrase here and there, archaic idioms thrown hither and thither. Three a week perhaps, no name at the bottom. The letters weren’t coherent enough to warrant publication, but something about them made Daphne hold on to them. Reading and re-reading them, patterns started to emerge: there had been a code there, a message hidden in plain sight. An SOS call. Daphne had put two and two together and realised that the letters were from Lucretia Hallenstrop, aka the Gambling Contessa, aka the Kidnapped Heiress, whose disappearance had been making headlines for weeks. Daphne contacted the police with her findings, and bingo: the mystery of the Gambling Contessa was solved. The heiress later explained that the youngest member of the kidnapping gang – a rather sheepish-looking fellow with a cowlick – had become somewhat smitten with her, and was glamoured into smuggling out her letters in the belief that he was delivering epistles to the contessa’s ailing grandmother.
Once word was out that Dear Susan had been in correspondence with Lucretia Hallenstrop, that, in the contessa’s own words, ‘I’ve followed her wisdom for years; I knew I could trust her to find me,’ the column’s popularity became stratospheric. Housewives up and down the country were united in their adoration for Dear Susan, desperate for her counsel. Martin Halliday couldn’t believe his luck: he had a gold mine on his hands. Daphne, however, had become increasingly ambivalent about her role. Tracking down Hallenstrop had given her a taste for the thrill of the high-stakes chase. No longer was it enough to advise Barbara of Basingstoke that perhaps the lipstick smudges on her husband’s collar were a sign of shenanigans. Daphne’s appetite lay in the uncovering of more nefarious deeds. Murderers and thieves and organised thuggery, that’s where Daphne King felt she could truly shine.
Daphne glanced at the column in front of her, one which had concerned itself with whether a lunch of cold chicken and claret was an appropriate spread for a visit from one’s mother-in-law. Despite the Gambling Contessa cause célèbre, Halliday had refused to budge on his policy about the anonymity of Dear Susan. No byline photo for Daphne, but rather a silhouette of a figure in a jaunty dress hat, martini glass angled in
‘I understand all that, Martin, really I do,’ Daphne began, forcing her face to arrange itself into the polite smile that had seen her weather many a storm. ‘But, if I may be blunt, Jenkins has been here all of five minutes; I’ve worked for you for five years—’
‘And during those five years you’ve proved yourself to be a fine little writer, King, really, with a fine little line in no-nonsense advice for all those hopeless housewives and clueless girls who need your help. That mousy little Daphne King from 1930 could barely deliver tea to our desks without spilling it. Wouldn’t say boo to a goose. And now look at you. The Daphne King of 1935 has a lovely little way with words; our lady readers would be rampaging around like headless chickens if it weren’t for you.’ Halliday’s voice was wheedling, his wish to be rid of Daphne evident from the numerous glances above her head to where the hour hand on the silver-faced wall clock was nudging eleven.
Daphne’s smile had faltered only slightly, accustomed as she was to the repeated association of diminutive adjectives with her career.
‘And I’ve been grateful for all that, Martin, you know I have. But, to be blunt again, I’m a touch … well, I feel that I might be in need of a little variety. I’m not quite sure I can muster the enthusiasm to tell one more Maud from Bagshot how to cultivate the perfect begonia, or advise another Gladys of Woolton about what to do if her husband’s peculiar about his soufflé. If I’m to advance myself, make a name for myself, like you have –’ Daphne knew that the prudent deployment of flattery would reap dividends ‘– then I need to branch out, spread my wings, add another string to my bow.’
Halliday’s elastic band flew across the office and he wagged his finger knowingly at Daphne. ‘You see, King, all that lovely flowery language of yours – that’s what we need you for. You writing about thugs and lowlifes, badgering barristers for titbits and hounding hoodlums for tip-offs – it just won’t wash, I’m afraid. Jenkins gets the promotion, and that’s my final word on the matter.’
‘Then perhaps … perhaps the moment has come for Dear Susan to dust off her valise and part ways with the Chronicle.’ Daphne fixed her eyes on Halliday’s. That this was a dangerous manoeuvre, she could not deny, but Daphne had calculated the risks and concluded that the odds were in her favour. Halliday had built his career through tenacity, pugnacity and not a little duplicity – should the necessity (or rather, opportunity) arise. He proudly lived by a maxim that he was fond of sharing with his employees: a good newspaperman should never be afraid of wading into the muck to get a good story, because a good newspaperman should have a good wife at home to wash that muck out. Ostensibly ill-matched with Halliday’s definition of a good newspaperman, Daphne had nevertheless decided that this was the moment to display just how tenacious – and potentially pugnacious – she could be.
Halliday had the disconcerting habit of twiddling his moustache when hungry or nervous, and vestiges of what looked like brown sauce on his collar led Daphne to conclude that he was not yet in the grips of hunger. Nerves it was then. Daphne allowed herself a discreet smile. If Halliday was nervous, that meant that her calculations had been accurate. Dear Susan had accounted for a staggering increase in the paper’s circulation numbers, and on more than one occasion Daphne had overheard women – in queues for the bus, at a nearby table in a Lyons tea shop – chattering about her latest wisdom. She was, to put it mildly, a sensation. And pulling the plug on her simply was not an option. Halliday frowned and passed a careless hand over his thinning hair.
‘Tell you what, you’ve caught me in a good mood, King. Fabian le Prince has caught some bug or another, probably ate some dodgy oysters at J. Sheekey’s,’ Halliday said, rising from his chair and turning to glance at the increasingly picturesque scene outside his window. ‘So the culture desk’s a man down. He was supposed to be paying a visit to Chester Harrison and his wife, Theodora what’s-her-name, that French actress. From a few years back. Bit of a darling at one point. Made some godawful flicks though. Theodora D’Arby! Probably both before your time, King.’
Daphne raised her eyebrows in amusement. Theodora D’Arby was no more French than Fabian le Prince – or, to jettison his nom de plume, Frank Price. Theatre people, Daphne had always thought, with their predilection for ridiculous names and lofty pretensions, were to be approached with wariness.
‘They’re back in London to stage their great comeback, apparently. Been touring around all the usual spots – Reading, Scarborough, Blackpool – you name it. London’s the final stop, the big hurrah,’ Halliday went on. ‘Course, the Standard have run their pot-stirring scrawlings about it already – courtesy of Tyrone Bridge. Apparently, the tour’s not all gone … smoothly. A few ruffled feathers here and there. Bust-ups over bouquets, curtain-call fracas. Something about a narrow miss with a stage pulley. But le Prince was a shoo-in for a behind-the-scenes piece and now he’s throwing up in bed rather than wining and dining in Shaftesbury Avenue. Not a scoop that’ll win you a Pulitzer Prize, granted, but it’s not … soufflés and begonias.’ Halliday waved his hands haphazardly, as if fending off the advances of these womanly concerns. ‘You’d be helping us out of a jam – le Prince was supposed to be at the Theatre Royale to meet D’Arby and Harrison in half an hour for a chinwag, then a nice little tour of the theatre – soak up the, uh, ambience. Plus of course front-row tickets for the show tonight. Game?’
Daphne cast a confused glance at Halliday. Was this a genuine offer? If she had known it would be this easy, she would have issued her subtle ultimatum before now. No extensive cajoling and campaigning required? To be presented with a gift horse was a rarity for Daphne; she must avert her eyes so as to avoid looking it in the mouth.
‘Well, I … It’s a bit tricky. I’m due to be catching the train this evening to see my mother and her lodger – I mean husband – in Slough. Then my older sister and her children are arriving the day after tomorrow – it’ll be Christmas Eve after—’
Daphne caught herself: What are you blathering about, you little fool? Would Nellie Bly, pioneering journalist and Daphne’s personal hero, have given her apologies because she had to hurry home to Mother? More to the point, would that unscrupulous rodent Jamie Jenkins? She pictured it now: this evening, with excessively milky tea, she would have to politely listen to Reg – former lodger, now stepfather – entertain himself and her mother with stories of japes at the bookies, and reassure her mother that yes, she was perfectly content having a job, and no, she wouldn’t be happier if she had a ring on her finger and a bun in the oven. On Christmas Eve Felicity would arrive with Daphne’s nephew and nieces in tow, Tommy, Jenny and little Sarah. She hadn’t had the chance to buy their Christmas presents yet; far too busy telling her readers how to stop their plum puddings from drying out or steering them through the challenges of cruel classmates telling their child that Father Christmas wasn’t real.
No, she was resolved: a shorter trip to Slough this year. She would go tomorrow, allowing herself time to both grasp this unexpected opportunity and for a trip to Selfridges for the necessary gifts.
‘Martin, kindly disregard those blatherings. Nothing would bring me greater pleasure than to go to London’s West End on this most seasonal of days. Panto season seems to have passed me by this year, so a visit to the theatre won’t go amiss.’ Daphne gave one vigorous nod of her head. This was it, she had decided. Assertive, decisive, she would emerge from Dear Susan’s shadow and show Martin that she, Daphne King, was a journalist to be reckoned with. ‘You can count on me. After all, a King stepping in for a Prince, all very fitting.’
